[As Requested] Ashley AKA Hooters Girl

[Neon Apocalypse]

wow she is really fucking hot

[Spee]

Originally Posted by TotalBiscuit

Really? Looks about 10 to me :P

TB.

Find me a 10 year old with breasts 2x the size of her head, and Ill give you a cookie + a pedophiles used cumrag.

[Peacemaker]

Originally Posted by Squeeky

Dude, peace. She is spot on, 110%, my type of woman. Huge tits, curves, perfect stomach, beautiful face. I'd rail that shit like the Amtrak pacific surfliner on Thanksgiving. I'm jealous

Also, she does one thing that most girls cant pull off. Looking Cute, Smart, and Sexy at the same time, without crossing the line into trashy. She looks classy too. unF

Why thank you squeeks. I thought you would enjoy it. She is indeed the nicest and best thing that has ever graced my life. Nothing will ever change how I feel about this little fish.

Ashley has a problem with self esteem though. She takes things like TB's jokes about age very seriously. She doesnt believe she is as hot as she really is. She is the PERFECT woman. I love her with all my heart and hope to one day acctualy be with her.

I really did this to show her that SHE IS very attractive. And like you said squeeky, she looks smart cute and sexy all at the same time. Truly she is the perfect girl. Its also the reason I am not being so crude to just rail her as you so eloquently put it. This one deserves a little more work ya know?

[ChronoSphere]

I learned the hard way long time ago NOT to post pictures of my significant other on a forum (Still remembers the beating)

[Peacemaker]

She asked me to. Well... squeeky asked. She said it was cool. She even posed for them as you can see.

[Hamma]

Not bad.

[Peacemaker]

You already have a girl hamma, stay away!

[ORANGE]

3 words
big fing boobs
god bless America where the ugly guys can get lucky too...........(j/k peace if you are ever in town you have my number )
and Ash all the retards talking crap on IRC don't listen to them they are all just sexually frustrated and upset that women won't go near them with a 10 foot pole

[Peacemaker]

Yeah I know I am not good lookin. I outright admit it. But you know that one thread about the ugly kid with the hot prom date? I am living proof that there are girls out there that arnt extremly shallow even in Highschool

[Triggar]

Nah. Don't listen to him. Chicks want:

1) Money
2) A tight ass
3) Good teeth
4) Money
5) Chocolate
6) Someone who makes us laugh

Trust me on this one

[Hamma]

Originally Posted by Peacemaker

You already have a girl hamma, stay away!

I didnt say I wanted to divorce Jen and have sex with her. I said that she isnt bad looking, married men are still allowed to check out women. Hell Jen and me check them out together

[Squeeky]

Originally Posted by Triggar

Nah. Don't listen to him. Chicks want:

1) Money
2) A tight ass
3) Good teeth
4) Money
5) Chocolate
6) Someone who makes us laugh

Trust me on this one

1) I've got a good paying job lined up
2) Flabby, but they say it's cuet
3) Braces and brushing+flossing.
4) See above
5) I love chocolate
6) FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like i'm in luck when chicks stop being shallow

[Triggar]

Another reason why Jenny is The Coolest Thing To Come Out of Canada Since Maple Syrup And Dave Coulier

[Squeeky]

Originally Posted by Hamma

I didnt say I wanted to divorce Jen and have sex with her. I said that she isnt bad looking, married men are still allowed to check out women. Hell Jen and me check them out together

I wouldnt doubt it. You guys gotta understand, Jen's pretty laid back as far as i could tell.

I can see it now

Jen: Look at that chick's tits, god damn.
Hamma: Ya, been staring at them the past 5 minutes
Jen: Shit, gg
Hamma: thx <3

[Hamma]

Yea, thats pretty close