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2004-08-23, 11:35 PM | [Ignore Me] #43 | ||
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No WONDER CR5s never get anything done, ever.
CR5 #1: Hhm...two Aces. CR5 #2: Three kings, BITCH. CR5 #3: Shouldn't we be coordinating the Zerg? Gunkuku's hack is about to go through. CR5 #1: Oh, yeah. Ugh, you win 10 red chips. [Cyssor All]: The next target is...oh...how about Naum? CR5 #3: ...Naum is ours. CR5 #1: Fuckit. Poker's more fun.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. Last edited by AztecWarrior; 2004-08-23 at 11:37 PM. |
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