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Chapter 8: Incomp and "Chruch"
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Incompetent revved up his deliverer. It was a specialized escalade 2004 antique with mini guns with the same caliber as the deliverer and less passenger seats that was designed for drive bys. "Like to see those fuckers mess with this" he chuckled to himself as he pulled out of the vehicle creation terminal. "I need two gunners for my escalade as soon as I get there� He stated over the radio. �Roger that, count me in� He heard Cyrus state over the radio. �Me too� Heavygain said cheerfully. Incompetent gunned the vehicle then skillfully swerved through a group of trees. �I am on my way from Irkalla ETA 2 minutes.� He stated as he switched to gear 6 and shot through another mass of trees. The base came into sight as well as many many enemies. He shot left barely missing a decimator projectile then pulled the handbrake and pulled left and release the brake and crashed into 8 Vanu soldiers. He heard bones crack and blood splattered over the windshield. He quickly turned on his windshield wipers and pulled into the courtyard. Heavygain was the first to get in and the first to notice the cloaker. He shot 20 shots in les that 2 seconds and the cong had a hole through his chest that hamma could have fit his head through. �Cyrus, hurry up!� Incompetent whined. Cyrus came sprint off the wall rolling off the roof of the SUV and knocking him out cold. �Dammit Cyrus, you always have to make a great entrance don�t you?� Incompetent shouted. Incompetent jumped out and removed his medical applicator and healed Cyrus. �Shit, that didn�t work like it was supposed to� Cyrus whispered. Incompetent switched back into gear one and revved the engine. The escalade launched dirt behind it as it swerved into the no mans land. Heavygain and Cyrus blew away a group of 12 infantry in the first 15 seconds then they spotted a Magrider. �Incomp, trail that Mag� Heavygain demanded. The escalade shot to the side of the hovercraft and the gunners had their way with it until the main turret gunner turned towards them. Incompetent pressed hard on the brake and then shot to the other side of the Magrider and Heavygain and Cyrus finished it off. Incompetent drove away just as it exploded. �You guys are damn lucky that didn�t scratch my paint job� Incompetent declared as they shot into a group of trees some infantry were hiding in. �Heavy, do you think he whines a little bit too much?� �He reminds me of my 7 year old sister at home,� Heavygain whispered back. �I HAVE A SOUND IMPLANT AND I HEARD THAT!� Incompetent shouted. �Were out of ammo Incomp, stop for a reload� �Fine, be that way� Incompetent smirked as he pulled the handbrake and 180�ed around a tree. �Heavygain, Incompetent, Cyrus, we are giving up the defense outside, we can defend better inside� They heard Hamma say over the radio. �Dammit, where the hell am I gonna put my escalade????� Incompetent shouted. �Why don�t you just call it a deliverer?� Cyrus questioned. �BEEEECAAAUUUSE its not a deliverer, it�s a 2004 escalade antique with 24inch rims and a NOS engine. STUPID� Incompetent mocked. � Incomp, drive it back to Irkalla and drive back in a basilisk, here you can you use my cert card� Heavygain said as he handed him his certification card. �Don�t you need this if you need to reload?� Incompetent questioned. �Nah, I got the code memorized� Heavygain replied as he was getting out of the escalade. �Oh, and make sure Church over there doesn�t get you all killed.� Incompetent warned as he sped away.
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2003-12-30, 01:03 AM
plz write the next chapter, i want to see who the FUCK KILLED ME !!!!
BTW im writing another chapter right now cause i got the flu
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