new cert on test server

[Flammey]

Oh, no hard feelings. Just don't expect me to stand still while you attempt to kill me.

FYI, I'm at work. Work as Night Watchman. And I've got nothing better to do but read other people's posts, read a book, or play Diablo. Honestly, reading posts is somewhat more enjoyable.

[Flammey]

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 20 kmph over) I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The cop said, "What? Rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher DO?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to
two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I
work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass
hole?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top
of a bridge....."

Bail: $100
Ticket: $95
Look on cop's face: Priceless

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Thread derailment is fun, huh?

[Flammey]

Oh YeAH. You know it.

[TheRagingGerbil]

I still say the atv's should be 1 cert each.