Message Board Pwnage - Page 3

Squick · 2003-08-16, 01:16 AM

Ahh Lexington, I was just saying that being "pwned" on a board doesn't do much in the way of impressing me... Because it is all virtual... If I go to X.com's board with the name "HomoJoe" and get pwned there, I can come here with a different name and that previous pwnage never happened. As for it extending to his real life now, if Utah is anything like Michigan you are already extremely imbarassed and harassed if you are a sex offender.

One other interesting thing, urinating in public counts as a sex crime and gets you on the sex offenders list in Michigan... I found out some dork I went to high school got drunk and peed behind a dumpster, and while he was peeing a cop walked up to him and asked him what he was doing... He had to go to every one of his neighbors and tell them he is a legal sex offender...

Squick

Ghost06 · 2003-08-16, 03:16 AM

Dude...

I sexually assualted blue berry pie once, am I a sex offender?

Squeeky · 2003-08-16, 05:51 AM

Originally posted by Ghost06
Dude...

I sexually assualted blue berry pie once, am I a sex offender?

www.registeredpiefucker.com

TekDragon · 2003-08-16, 06:24 AM

I can't wait until you have a 14 year old daughter. We will see how you think then.

Wunna know how ill think then? First of all, my daughter wont be dressing like a fuking whore or trailor trash. If I find any clothes like that, theyre getting burned.

If I catch her acting like a hoe or a dick tease, im spanking her till she cant sit down for a week.

If I catch her walking around with an attitude and using curse words liberally.. she wont be sitting down for a week either.

In short, im raising my fukin kid right.

If a parent doesnt pay any attention to the way their daughter grows up and she turns into a dick tease looking to get deflowered by the first college boy she meets.. fine. She wants it, he wants it, and the parents lost any rights they had to bitch about it a long fuking time ago.

Kaltagesta · 2003-08-16, 06:44 AM

i think i made my point.

Oh, and i agree with you tek, thats a good way to raise a kid.

Squeeky · 2003-08-16, 08:17 AM

In 8th grade we had some absoloutely GORGEOUS! chicks in our class. And they wore there thongs in plain view, total babes. Well, me and 3 of my buddy's sort of started a 'club' if you will.

It all started when i pulled my friend ryan off to the side while getting a drink from the water fountain at the back of the room, i pointed out that rena, one of the hottest chicks in the school was leaning forward reading over a book of some kind. Well, she had on a string thong (NWS)(NWS)(NWS)String Thong. And you could see her hot ass, so we naturally walked by and just stood there staring at gods beautiful work.

After about 3 months we had a full blown club, we didn't have a name but we did have an intiation required for each member. The said applicant had to walk up and ask a girl if he could see her thong. Well, 9 times out of 10 it would work but the guys would be sweating bullets.

Ahh the good old days, well when i started home schooling i had to step down as one of the 'council members'. But since i'm going back to pub school this year, i am going to re-take up our council position. We have like 17 members, it's great. Ok, done blabbing

Kaltagesta · 2003-08-16, 08:48 AM

i got to an all boys school. and besides, all school sin england require uniforms.

sux2be me

Zodiac · 2003-08-16, 10:35 AM

Originally posted by TekDragon
I admit, the guy sounds like an ass. But getting on his case because he had sex with a 14-17 yr old? Thats BS.

I dunno about you guys, but the 15 year olds where i live have C-cup breasts and have bodies to match it.

If a 14-17 year old wants to be de-flowered, i see nothing wrong with it. If theirs grass on the field: go play.

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Techniquely this would make ME a child offender.. pffft. I dont think any of them were very offended, those seemed like good moans/screams to me.

the guy is fucking 24 i dont care if they were begging him for it that is wrong

Squeeky · 2003-08-16, 10:56 AM

Originally posted by Zodiac

the guy is fucking 24 i dont care if they were begging him for it that is wrong

Having sex with a minor may be against the law, but it's not a bannable offense

Zodiac · 2003-08-16, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by Squeeky
Having sex with a minor may be against the law, but it's not a bannable offense

the : banplz : was not meant to be taken litterally (sp) :o

�io · 2003-08-16, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by Call-The-Gestap

i think i made my point.

Oh, and i agree with you tek, thats a good way to raise a kid.

Love that pic.

And were you being sarcastic or do you really agree with him?

Strygun · 2003-08-16, 09:55 PM

wow. that wasn't expected...

haha that ruled..

Squeeky · 2003-08-16, 11:23 PM

Strygun play's EQ,

/me browses interweb

Yep! Strygun is a goatfucker!

www.registeredgoatfuckers.com?userid=Strygun

Everay · 2003-08-16, 11:48 PM

Originally posted by Squeeky
Strygun play's EQ,

/me browses interweb

Yep! Strygun is a goatfucker!

www.registeredgoatfuckers.com?userid=Strygun

that link and http://www.registeredpiefucker.com/ dont work...

Kaltagesta · 2003-08-17, 05:44 AM

damn, their host must be down.....

and yeah i was agreeing with tek. if i had a girl, id make sure she wasnt a whore. if i had a son on the other hand.... haha, bvut its a bit different with guys, because they dont wear thongs and cant show cleavage...