Question for Guys - Page 3

Flammey · 2003-09-01, 06:35 AM

I knew all this when I was 14. I know what my future holds. That's my problem.
When I was 19 I realized that there was absolutely no point in drinking alcohol, or smoking cigarettes. That was about the time I drove drunk and almost crashed into my friend just to drive my car 3 blocks to park it. That was about when I said, Whoa, this drinking thing is pointless. I still have a few Vodka Slimes now and then, with friends on special occassions, which is almost never. Besides, I know what my purpose on this earth is, and that's all that matters. But we're getting off the subject.

"My eyes seek reality, my fingers seek my vains."

Sputty · 2003-09-01, 06:43 AM

Originally posted by Sentrosi
You sir, will never get laid.

If you do, wear a condom. They don't cost alot. the chances of a girl getting pregnant is about 95% against. Or, just have her do oral. Chicks can't get pregnant that way.

But then again, with "Knights in Shining Armor" like you around, you'll always have a girl-FRIEND.

I'm fat and I'll never have sex unless I get lucky when some girl gets drunk, although, I don't go to bars, and it could be considered rape, so NM then. Anyway, it's not that important.

Squeeky · 2003-09-01, 10:03 AM

How did i miss this thread.

BTW: This thread sucks....

ObnoxiousFrog · 2003-09-01, 10:56 AM

Awwww, now I don't want to kill FLammey anymore. I declare that everyone at PSU should dedicate at least 1 hour every week to finding Flammey some ass.

Mr1337Duck · 2003-09-01, 11:06 AM

Squeeky or someone else, please delete this thread, it ain't goin anywhere.

GonePostal · 2003-09-01, 11:11 AM

you have a small penis

that sux

message to dumb people: wear a condom

give the beers to the girl, not you if your that desperate

yes this world is full of sluts, fuckem and move on then deny it later

ObnoxiousFrog · 2003-09-01, 11:11 AM

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Squeeky or someone else, please delete this thread, it ain't goin anywhere.

Sure it is! Flammey is lamenting his lack of game and we're making fun of you for bringing up preteen penis size on an internet forum!

Hooray!

Onizuka · 2003-09-01, 01:52 PM

lol i think he was joking.

........ maybe not. Dont worry about your anatomy until your an adult (though everyone does though)

GonePostal · 2003-09-01, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by Mr1337Duck
Squeeky or someone else, please delete this thread, it ain't goin anywhere.

i dunno lol

you dont make a thread like this unless your serious or just spamming for posts

lol and if you were joking why would you ask em to delete it

Sputty · 2003-09-01, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by ObnoxiousFrog
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Sure it is! Flammey is lamenting his lack of game and we're making fun of you for bringing up preteen penis size on an internet forum!

Hooray!