How to know you've been playing too much PlanetSide (add to list)

[VashTheStamped]

You stole my joke snoob!
ITS MINE!!!!! ALL MINE!!! AAAAAH!!!

Originally posted by vashthestamped
-when you try to reveal your co-workers with your palm pilot

Originally posted by Snoob
when you put on a backpack and walk around with your palm pilot out trying to reveal friendlies

[Snoob]

we posted at the same time

[VashTheStamped]

it says you posted 2 mins after me

[Snoob]

i'm slow lol

[Snoob]

you turn off all the lights in your house to conserve NTU

[Sentrosi]

You know you've been playing Planetside too much...

When you are trying to set your cruise in your car and reach for the "Q" key.

When trying to zoom in on something and you reach for your middle mouse wheel.

When, upon reaching home, you walk downstairs and secure the back entrance.

When someone yells out "HAIL!" you look around for a dancing frog. (OF's sig remembered)

When walking out of a mall you look out for various Harassers, ANTs, Tanks and Deliverers trying to run you over.

When you want to be so desperatly noticed, you run outside to your schools flagpole, grab the flag and yell outloud, "I HAVE THE LLU! I NEED A RIDE TO THE NEAREST BASE!"

When you begin to wonder how many chicks play Planetside and which empire they're from, or if they're in your outfit, ask them to go out on a date to one of the many towers in your Sanctuary.

When you need a ride somewhere and start yelling, "LFS Advanced Hacker, Pounder, Engineer. Send /tells to [insert your name here]."

When you have been involved with at least 20 flamefests on the OF boards, 15 here at PSU, and know what "Roxxor your Boxxors" really means.

[Veteran]

You ask your girlfriend if you can Liberator from her clothes and deploy your Pounder at her backdoor.

[Flammey]

Originally posted by Veteran
You ask your girlfriend if you can Liberator from her clothes and deploy your Pounder at her backdoor.

Mind if I use that one?? *LOL*

[CraZy]

if you forgot key you are trying to open the door with your book and thinking that that book is REK.

when you hit by something you want to push button and get BANK thingy to repair yourself.

you thinking about jumping from 10th floor of the building and then just press V=>N=>M and shout "We Need a Medic"

when you approaching building where you work or study you think about backdoor and control console and trying to turn cloak on to be invisible from boss or teacher (tryed that that really works! just press K in your brain)

[blakldragonz]

You start to knife fat people, but you see red things and think "NO! GRIEF! I THOUGHT KNIFING MAX'S DIDNT DO DAMAGE! DAMN PATCH!"

[blakldragonz]

You go around asking fat people if you can stab them and they go to the police.

[Intruder]

How bout some more :

You head down to the local basketball court and yell "LFS"

You type /tell (name) on your mobile phone, to call a friend

You pass a test and wonder how many more till you get the next BR.

You pick up a....book! for the first time and wonder why you didnt get any exp for it.

You start saying "rgr" in real life.

You confront your boss asking him what CR he has.

You say "hail" instead of hello.

You wish you had a "V" key in real life.

Your Friends tell you to go out more and experience nature And instead you turn on your flora ingame.

You write the word "beamer" on all your flashlights

You fail to go to a meeting, and when confronted you state "but I was there, just cloaked!


Your friend decides hes comming to the halloween party as a Pounder max, and you start to try to figure a way to keep his grief low at the party. (ill post pictures )

[STEALTHKILLER]

okay.. im down 2 100 grief so im going 2 kill u gerbil. *goes 2 eq term which is really his closet gets out reinforced armor witch is a suit with plastic sewed on it. goes 2 locker which is really under his bed and pulls out a mini chaingun witch is really a 2x4. goes 2 vech. term which is really his garge and gets a baslisk which is really his bike*


DIE

[CraZy]

well i really said a rgr once
cool idea with CR i will try that:
"Mr. **** what CR you have?" "I have CR1" "Oh, Mr. **** then i should be your boss i have CR5 " "What are talking about you crazy @#$%? Get outta this office you @##$% @#$%&!!!!"

[SandTrout]

Originally posted by Intruder
(ill post pictures )