Whats the worst injury you ever had? - Page 3

RUEN · 2003-09-23, 08:32 PM

Well, shit, if Superman can...

Bsod · 2003-09-23, 08:49 PM

When I was like 2 or 3 i tripped and hit the brick fireplace, now I have a small dent in my forehead. I also fell off the top bunk and slept through it. when I was 4 i ripped my tibia and fibia in my right leg in half skiing.

Onizuka · 2003-09-23, 09:21 PM

Black screen of death

AztecWarrior · 2003-09-23, 09:22 PM

At like 3, I fell out of a shopping cart and hit a concrete floor head-first (it was at a Builder's Square, one of those huge Home Labyrinth Remodeling stores). Fractured my skull very close to an optical nerve- I would have lost sight in that eye.

Nothing super major after that, but I nearly ran into a bunch of trees when bicycling and I accidentaly bashed my brother's nose with a baseball bat- he came out OK though.

firecrackerNC · 2003-09-23, 09:33 PM

lets see here,I jumped a fence,a tall one mind you,not those short metal ring fences,my foot got caught on a hose so i went chest first into the ground,broke my arm in 3 different places,few broken ribs,knocked a tooth out and broke a finger.It was a nasty lil fall. Oh and once in gym class(last year begining of year) we were playing kickball and I tried sliding to a base and the floor is NOT smooth and slippery like most,my leg came back and was a real nasty break,hurt like fucking hell.Fucked up my basketball season too. Well thats my worst,lot of bike accidents but none severe

Happy lil Elf · 2003-09-23, 10:10 PM

I was playing ghost in the graveyard (tie a blindfold around one persons eyes and they have to catch one of the other people) with my older brother an some cousins at my Uncle's house when I was about 9 or so. I was chasing my older brother full out and was right behind him. As I was chasing him I felt willow branches start hitting me and threw my arms up in front of me to try and block them just in time to run full on into the trunk.

The bastard had run straight for the trunk then swerved around it at the last second. I had a large lump just above my left wrist on the outside of my arm and spent the entire night on extra strength Tylenol in too much pain to sleep. They took me in for x-rays the next morning and found nothing.

The lump didn't go away after 2 or 3 months and we finally went in for more x-rays and they still didn't find anything so they cut me open to find out what the hell it was. Turns out I had a small twig from the tree about the length of a bradly nail and about 2-3 times as think imbedded in my arm right next to the bone.

On the bright side while waiting to get x-rays at the clinic my uncle took me to the next morning he let me pick horses for teh races that afternoon. I think the track was called Cantebury Downs (he lives near Minneapolis). He said he'd give me 10% of what they won. I ended up with just under $500 although my parents made me put most of it in savings if I remember right

BUGGER�GHO�T · 2003-09-23, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by Spider
As for why I slit my throat.... depressive with scyzho tendencies... I need a trigger to set it off... that one being depression + a breakup = voices. Same thing when I happened to drive my car off the road... and it wasnt off-road....

So voices in my head = bad.

suicide=

Believe me, my freind always got pissed after he broke up with his "g/f" (the longest he had is lika month) or if he got lota F's in school. So he would cut himself all over, and did manage to cut his wrist alittle bad. And also dont go off a cliff in a car. My other friends dad is that when he was drunk like last year, he fucking made his 4x4 into a compact car, seriously! And since he played in the olympics (for Ireland if you ask), he was to damn determinded to get outa the hospital and back home.

then next week or 2 they gota fucking Navigator for less than 18,000 bucks.

Anyways the moral point of this is suicide=

Mtx · 2003-09-24, 12:31 AM

Originally posted by Flammey
Yeah, MTX is turing into a habitual liar. We are having a BAD influence on him.

I'm not lying.

James Bond is my father and I was kidnapped and taken to South Africa as a child.

It's not my fault your life is boring in comparison.

Flammey · 2003-09-24, 04:16 AM

*LOL* Touche' eh MTX? *LOL*

NightWalker XI · 2003-09-24, 04:31 AM

I have a scar on my left eybrow, when I was a kid I got hit by a brromstick in the ehad and it cut me up pretty bad.

When I was 7 I fell of a tree and landed on my back, I have back problems now and it really fucking hurts in winter or when tis cold.

Thats about it....

NightWalker XI · 2003-09-24, 04:35 AM

Oh I forgot, when I was a kid I got bit by a wild dog but luckily I had the shot for rabbies a few weeks before so I was fine...

*starts foaming*

Spider · 2003-09-24, 06:45 AM

Originally posted by AztecWarrior
At like 3, I fell out of a shopping cart and hit a concrete floor head-first (it was at a Builder's Square, one of those huge Home Labyrinth Remodeling stores). Fractured my skull very close to an optical nerve- I would have lost sight in that eye.

Explains alot.

ViperGTS · 2003-09-24, 08:05 AM

Last year I was skating with a friend near some hugh high school...some body had left a kicker(If you skate you know what I mean by kicker...if you dont...well screw off...) I go of the think over a wall and land on my left arm...3 broken fingers...arm broken in two places...dislocated shoulder...My arm still hurts...

Meyvon · 2003-09-24, 08:16 AM

when I was 14 I accidentally slammed my hand in the sliding door of a Van. Broke my two middle fingers on my right hand, had to wear a damn cast for the whole summer (so much for baseball). you can look at my fingers and tell i injured them, because my fingernails never grew back right.

also, maybe 2 months ago or so, I got hit by a van going full speed while I was running across the street(trying to catch the bus). Luckily i didn't break anything, but I screwed up my knee pretty good (was on crutches for about a month), and still 2 months later, I can't run well enough to play basketball even(though I walk normally now).

Manitou · 2003-09-24, 10:30 AM

Blown ACL in football in the summer of 1991. Went to cut (thought I was Barry Sanders) and my toe cleat slipped causing my left foot to rotate outwards. Since that was my plant foot, it continued to rotate due to the amount of pressure that was on it as I tried to cut right. My leg began to rotate outwards from the shin up. My knee, which was bent, couldn't handle the pressure and folded inwards as the shin rotated outwards. *Insert large cracking sounds similar to fresh celery being broken in half.* I went over on it and collapsed with my leg folded under me, then bounced back up, damage done. ACL blown totally and a bucket-handle tear of the meniscus.

Next one I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and went up for a pick on a receiver. He was up slightly ahead of me and I was at his hip, so hoping to not cause him to end-over and land on his head, I tried to get out of his way. I came down awkward on my right foot. My knee buckled inwards and the old familiar feeling of the knee bending like its not supposed to occurred. Totally blown ACL, bucket-handle tear of the meniscus.

I have had three ACL operations so far. Hope three is a charm.