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2004-01-13, 10:32 PM
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I fell that Aztec REALLY would have hated me a couple years ago. But then I realized theres better things I can do, like getta job! Then came the money, then came the fun, then came the...classified stuff.
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2004-01-13, 11:13 PM
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Listen to Bighoss
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2004-01-13, 11:31 PM
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I just had a religious epiphany. I won't go into detail here, I would prefer to keep it private, but I'll summarize it: I'm right.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-01-13, 11:38 PM
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Seriously, I am not angsty *at all*. I never, NEVER listen to Linkin Park. I listen to Classic Rock. I am actually a very nice person.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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