Evil Ovelord: How would you end the world?

[Setari]

or then we could nuke china, and everyone else would launch their shit...so then nukes would be flyin all over the place

[SDM]

I'd get all naked, and oiled up, and drunk, and give everyone in the world big huggz.

[Setari]

Originally Posted by SDM

I'd get all naked, and oiled up, and drunk, and give everyone in the world big huggz.

but then again...SDM...uh oh

[SDM]

...and Setari will be first.

[Setari]

Fuck!!!! Run!!

[xmodum]

[Happy lil Elf]

Evil Ovelord: How would you end the world?

One miserable fucking excuse for human life at a time.

[Spee]

Create a nanomachine that converts all other molecules into another nanomachine. The resulting "blob" woul destroy the earth, one atom at a time.


Drop an enormous amount of cesium into the oceans, creating a gigantic tidal wave, crushing Japan, and West Coast USA. The resulting loss of GDP percentile would send the world into economic shock, poverty, disease, and famine everywhere.


Construct a huge metal tower out of ferrous materials, supercharge the fucker with electricity, and blow it up. Location would be New York, Tokyo, Moscow, London. Simultaneously. The resulting EMP blast would render the stock market useless for x amount of time, and once more, send the world into economic shock.


Dump hundreds of thousands of gallons of radioactive waste into the water, as its evaporated, the irradiated atoms go with it, and bam - Rain O' Cancer. True, this is localized, but it would be interesting.


And, last, but not least - The stupidest of my ideas - Take said huge ferrous tower. Make it even bigger. Construct a dish out of ferrous materials, and supercharge it. Somehow focus the beam of Electromagnetism towards the asteroid belt, and WHAM - Meteor-in-earth.

[Dharkbayne]

Bombs. Lots.

[Sentrosi]

Convince the entire world that AIDS and all other STD's were figments of paranoid scientists imaginations. Declare the world free and have them screw each other to death.

[Octavian]

ummm Australia falls off the earth, fucking kangaroos

But my pet kangaroos, why can't they be spared?

Make everyone forget to breathe. Everything would be over with in minutes.

ghost

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Jesus Beams



The world is fucked.

[Octavian]

But anyway, I'd just build a giant spaceship, fill it with everyone on Earth, fly up into space. Later on I'll blow up Earth, tell them that I'm having a big party in a giant room which is actually an airlock. Suck all said party people into space. Except for my henchmen.

EDIT - That message was never there.

[Onizuka]

Originally Posted by Octavian

You can sort of tell that heaps of religious Americans don't even seem to give a crap about God or Jesus. Which I think is great.

umm, okay.