What's the worst pick-up line youve evar Heard,said,told

[Paingiver]

"My love for you is like diarea, I just can't hold it in."

[SDM]

"I want to rape the shit out of you"

It works every time.

[EineBeBoP]

Is that how you got the Current GF SDM?

How about we go home and play Pearl Harbor? I'll lie down, and you blow the shit outa me!

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by EineBeBoP

Is that how you got the Current GF SDM?

How about we go home and play Pearl Harbor? I'll lie down, and you blow the shit outa me!

Hmm... have to try that one...

[Cyanide]

I can't think of any bad ones that haven't been used already. So here are my favorites. They never work, but it's so funny to see the chicks face when you say them.

You have to say this one really fast.
"There are 2 trains traveling on the same track. One train heading west at 60 kilometers per hour, the other heading east at 597 feet per second. If train A is in England and train B is in Germany will you have sex with me?"

"If I asked you to go out with me would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?"

[Mango]

Originally Posted by Cyanide

"If I asked you to go out with me would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?"

I'm gonna use that!

[Squeeky]

"How much for a fuck?.....$20 for an hour?...ok bitch hop in i got a room"

[Derfud]

"Hey, are you gonna finish those pretzles? Yes? Ok then, wanna have sex?"

[Khronos]

Originally Posted by Derfud

"Hey, are you gonna finish those pretzles? Yes? Ok then, wanna have sex?"

yes.

oh shitz it worked!! ohnoes

[Kaikou]

"Hey bitch, lets fuck."

[Onizuka-GTO]

Originally Posted by -Hezzy-

Oh, I've got one.

"Pass me the soap"

I found that actually quite funny....
Bu then maybe that's just me......

[Derfud]

I think corrosion's was the best?

[Acaila]

If I said you had beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

[Onizuka-GTO]

Originally Posted by Acaila

If I said you had beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

erm...no?

[lightfire]

*hey babe i can tell you everything you didnt need to or want to know about Star trek and Star wars or wana fuck?*

That has Works i aint kidding my bud did that...... he got laid..... Damn him!