Woman Issues. - Page 3

OneManArmy · 2004-04-24, 10:59 PM

hookers and ice cream man, hookers and ice cream....

Neon Apocalypse · 2004-04-24, 11:03 PM

i think that jennyboo and triggar really hit the nail on the head there

they know their stuff so if i were you i'd listen to them

Dharkbayne · 2004-04-24, 11:08 PM

Trust in Jesus, for he knoweth the way.

Triggar · 2004-04-24, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by JetRaiden

um, thats only a good post-breakup thing on the girl's part, not the guys. for guys it basically demasculates(sp?) you.

Not really, it could mean to her that she's so fat and ugly that not even sex with her could get you off.

Gigabein · 2004-04-25, 01:36 AM

Her: I'm sorry! I really love you!

You: Then why don't you respect me? You keep ditching on me, and I'm tired of it. You know what? This whole relationship isn't working, and i'm calling it off. See you in class. <click>

JetRaiden · 2004-04-25, 01:37 AM

Originally Posted by Triggar

Not really, it could mean to her that she's so fat and ugly that not even sex with her could get you off.

for earlydawn's sake, I hope thats not the case.

Derfud · 2004-04-25, 01:44 AM

I say you just turn into an annoying lazy slob. Just let her break up with you. If she really wants to be with you she will try to help you out of the state you went into, if not she will leave.

Gigabein · 2004-04-25, 01:53 AM

Originally Posted by Derfud

I say you just turn into an annoying lazy slob. Just let her break up with you. If she really wants to be with you she will try to help you out of the state you went into, if not she will leave.

Spending time on her is obviously a gamble, and gambling is wasteful. Don't waste time on her. To the curb you must kicker her.

scarpas · 2004-04-25, 01:59 AM

eeny meeny miney moe,
catch your gf by the toe,
if she squirms, squeeze it tight,
then you take a great big bite.

Derfud · 2004-04-25, 05:21 AM

Originally Posted by Gigabein

Spending time on her is obviously a gamble, and gambling is wasteful. Don't waste time on her. To the curb you must kicker her.

Not really, being lazy, should be somewhat of a regular activity for anybody who frequents PSU. If you dont have enough time to be lazy, start ignoring her.

Rayder · 2004-04-25, 07:07 AM

Wow.... I myself would have set up a really big dinner someplace nice, say, a five-star restaurant near you. You would tell her that this is a very important meeting that really can't be missed. Tell her to come at say, 8:00 (come to the restaurant that is, and make sure to make reservations for two), and say that you'll be there a few minutes after because you had to pick up something "special." Now, because you're following the evil plan that I have made, you would tell the gar�on to take this message to her at say, 8:03. In this message, in your own handwriting, you will have written something akin to the following: "My dearest <name here>, I am truely sorry I could not join you tonight, for you see, I had an encounter that just could not wait. It came as a surprise to me, and I'm sure it does to you. For you see, I couldn't give a fuck about you anymore and I just want it to end. P.S. I'm not paying."

JakeLogan · 2004-04-25, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by Rayder

Wow.... I myself would have set up a really big dinner someplace nice, say, a five-star restaurant near you. You would tell her that this is a very important meeting that really can't be missed. Tell her to come at say, 8:00 (come to the restaurant that is, and make sure to make reservations for two), and say that you'll be there a few minutes after because you had to pick up something "special." Now, because you're following the evil plan that I have made, you would tell the gar�on to take this message to her at say, 8:03. In this message, in your own handwriting, you will have written something akin to the following: "My dearest <name here>, I am truely sorry I could not join you tonight, for you see, I had an encounter that just could not wait. It came as a surprise to me, and I'm sure it does to you. For you see, I couldn't give a fuck about you anymore and I just want it to end. P.S. I'm not paying."

Thats fucking evil.

Mr1337Duck · 2004-04-25, 10:35 AM

Pwnt!

jedi · 2004-04-25, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by EarlyDawn

Anyway, she's gonna come online and give me the standard "I love you, I don't deserve you" BS routine. How can I counteract this is a tactful way, and explain to her in gentle, unyeilding terms that she's going to see things my way or I'll be putting my foot in the face or the relationship repeatedly, and I'm not fucking around anymore?

I need the evil mind of PSU on this one. I figure in addition to the standard "kill her" and "dump her" I'll get some good advice.

I would suggest telling her that it sickens you that she invests time in giving you the BS routine instead of trying to be honest and actually respecting you or caring about how you feel.

JakeLogan · 2004-04-25, 02:03 PM

Well or you could try "It's not you it's me" line....... then come back a couple seconds later and say "Incase you didn't know it's you"