almost died yesterday

[Hezzy]

Get a rolled up newspaper. That should sort em out.

[Mag]

WD-40 and a lighter. Worked for me. (reference my avatar for the plan in action)

[Khronos]

Originally Posted by Mag

WD-40 and a lighter. Worked for me. (reference my avatar for the plan in action)

haha my friends did that at the park.

hit a tree with a bat, cicadas flew out, burn.

[Neon Apocalypse]

i dont think we've got those over here...do we hamma?

never seen anything like that, not even at the zoo

[Rayder]

Because every 17 years they come out of the ground, mate, and die.

[Khronos]

Originally Posted by Rayder

Because every 17 years they come out of the ground, mate, and die.

what a life...

id wanna be one if it was 17 years of mating

[Onizuka-GTO]

So they live in the ground for 17yrs?!

[Indecisive]

I almost got rear ended by a mini van going 70 on a 45mph road while I was in my hoopty civic.

That would have ouched.

[Baneblade]

Originally Posted by Khronos

hahaha

well we get cicadas every year, but mostly just the shells like what electrofreak said.

every 17 years, however, like seriously 5 billion come out of the ground and scream really loud and mate like crazy.

this is in ohio btw.

Dude are you trying to make it look worse? Now we got you living in Ohio...

[Cyanide]

You need some of these (cicada killer wasps) to counter the cicada attacks. Of course, having 2-3 inch long wasps might not be much better than cicadas.

[Infernus]

I thought cicadas were only dangerous if you swallowed them... other then the thudding against your back and such...

[Khronos]

Originally Posted by Infernus1080

I thought cicadas were only dangerous if you swallowed them... other then the thudding against your back and such...

they arent dangerous, people are eating them and stuff.

some people have phobias and this one lady wouldnt leave the supermarket because they were "flying around out front"

[Rayder]

Yar, I heard cicades taste good dipped in chocolate.

[Ivan]

Originally Posted by Rayder

Yar, I heard cicades taste good dipped in chocolate.

Saw that on Dave Letterman. They ate them all kinds of different ways.

[Kikinchikin]

dude i hate those things, they are so big and gross!

glad ur ok tho