[guide] Having trouble with the women? - Page 3

Zodiac · 2004-06-30, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by Triggar

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM JOHN KERRY FOR PRESIDENT

haha

Firefly · 2004-06-30, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by TekDragon

No doubt, that's good for one orgasm. Anymore than that, however, and your going to risk slicing up the base of your tongue on your teeth, unless you keep your jaw spread wide, in which case your going to cramp within a few minutes.

My jaws don't get tired. I'm a big boy who loves to eat. I also had a habit of cursing out dumb privates in the Army for extended periods of time. And there's always some cocky comedian who watched too much Full Metal Jacket and wants to get lippy.

Originally Posted by TekDragon

Besides, g-spot orgasms are deeper and longer (according to the girls), and have a MUCH higher chance of going into multiple orgasms.

Amen to that- which is why I have these other techniques that I keep to myself, lest I become ordinary. I'm a scary-looking intimidating guy- I don't get tons of byrds, so I keep my secrets to myself so I maintain an edge of the physically-oriented playing field.

Sputty · 2004-06-30, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by Triggar

1) Shower
2) Shave
3) Put on something that doesn't have holes or stains
4) Be funny
5) Have money
6) Listen to what she's saying and ask questions, even if you don't give a shit
7) Always bring her chocolate
8) Make her your priority
9) Don't be needy or annoying
10) Incorporate her into your life

1- Impossibnle, I'm far too busy sitting, watch Mr. Show, Babylon 5 and star wars while whoring PSU
2- I can do that, although it's not that necessary, I'm not a hairy guy, but Hamma needs to shave
3- All my clothes have holes and stains are a part of them
4- I am, but girls don't like rape jokes or Mr. Show
5- Can't really get money as I'm too lazy to have a job
6- I'll eventually get annoyed and say "That's retarded" or "NO ONE CARES"
7- I'll try, but I'll probably eat it or something after I wake up and I have my groggy tired hungriness where taste or quality doesn't matter
8- My first priority is, and always will be, kittens
9- Needy? Bah, I spend weeks alone in my room eating chip and seeing no humans, I'm not needy
10- She can grind for me in MMOs

....
Are those good answers?

Amen to that- which is why I have these other techniques that I keep to myself, lest I become ordinary. I'm a scary-looking intimidating guy- I don't get tons of byrds, so I keep my secrets to myself so I maintain an edge of the physically-oriented playing field

I'm the most threatening guy there, the fat lazy gamer who thinks a lot. MUAHAHA WOMEN LOVE ME

Infernus · 2004-06-30, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by Sputty

1- Impossibnle, I'm far too busy sitting, watch Mr. Show, Babylon 5 and star wars while whoring PSU
2- I can do that, although it's not that necessary, I'm not a hairy guy, but Hamma needs to shave
3- All my clothes have holes and stains are a part of them
4- I am, but girls don't like rape jokes or Mr. Show
5- Can't really get money as I'm too lazy to have a <A TITLE="Click for more information about job" STYLE="text-decoration: none; border-bottom: medium solid green;" HREF="http://search.targetwords.com/u.search?x=5977|1||||job|AA1VDw">job</A>
6- I'll eventually get annoyed and say "That's retarded" or "NO ONE CARES"
7- I'll try, but I'll probably eat it or something after I wake up and I have my groggy tired hungriness where taste or quality doesn't matter
8- My first priority is, and always will be, kittens
9- Needy? Bah, I spend weeks alone in my room eating chip and seeing no humans, I'm not needy
10- She can grind for me in MMOs

....
Are those good answers?

I'm the most threatening guy there, the fat lazy gamer who thinks a lot. MUAHAHA WOMEN LOVE ME

eXoSloth · 2004-06-30, 03:38 PM

Heh, I remember Tek's guide.

Infernus · 2004-06-30, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by eXoSloth

Heh, I remember Tek's guide.

The question is... did you put it to good use?

Indecisive · 2004-06-30, 04:00 PM

Or I will unscrew your head and DO A BARREL ROLL.

Dharkbayne · 2004-06-30, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by Gohan

Or I will unscrew your head and DO A BARREL ROLL.

Infernus · 2004-06-30, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by Hydralisk

I'm in the process of writing Having trouble with men?
I know you all will be looking forward to it...

I know I am...

Spee · 2004-06-30, 04:27 PM

As far as G-Spot is concerned, I was always taught the "Beckoning" motion worked best.

Practice has told me otherwise.

Triggar · 2004-06-30, 05:22 PM

Tek, I'd bet money on the fact that your women were faking.

We're a very convincing breed.

Sputty · 2004-06-30, 05:30 PM

quote from irc by me:
Know what pisses me off? Men and women often have a fetish for scat porn(It makes enough money and is popular enough) but no one has a fetish for a fat gamer. NO ONE

Triggar · 2004-06-30, 05:33 PM

I dunno, Sputty. I found Martyr and Jen found Hamma...

I'd say there was hope yet!

Sputty · 2004-06-30, 05:34 PM

They're Not Fat They're Sechsy Beasts

TekDragon · 2004-06-30, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by Triggar

Tek, I'd bet money on the fact that your women were faking.

We're a very convincing breed.

Only immature trailor trash attention whores fake orgasms. The girls and women i've been with, i make sure that a certain level of trust and comfort is reached before we hit the bed. Faking is in no one's interest. It doesn't make the girl feel good, and it's just meant to "get it over with" quicker.

I've yet to have a sexual experience where either of us wanted to "get it over with".

Trust is something everyone should have with a partner they take to bed. The girl should know she doesn't have to fake. If she doesn't then she is, as i said, an immature trailor trash hussy who is in the guys bed for nothing more than popularity and attention.