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2004-07-02, 04:51 PM
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Contributor teh Sexb0t
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[ Penis removed by Hamma. ] NEVAR FORGET THE SHUNK! (The Shunk Logs.) Violated by ChiaHamma |
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2004-07-02, 05:11 PM
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Stranger things have happened and uglier people have hooked up!
For instance. I work at the flight line at my school. Every day, I have to take student's end of course paperwork over to the Records office at the flight line so that one of the useless ladies can schedule my kid for an ACRA oral (Airman Certificate Rating Application), where they fill out paperwork for the FAA. One of the ladies who works there looks like she got a good old fashioned beating with the ugly whip, and never fully recovered. This woman is pregnant. The baby's daddy looks like he has down's syndrome (but doesn't) and walks like a penguin with a 13-inch metal rod stuck up his ass (but doesn't). There's hope for you guys yet!
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2004-07-02, 05:41 PM
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Every day, I lose faith in humanity just a little more.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-07-02, 06:55 PM
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 U Sputty you make me feel pretty. If I'm ever in the Great White North, I'll look you up and give you the patented "Slow Stroke /w Ball Rub". I'm famous in the US Navy. It's my trademark move.
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2004-07-02, 07:56 PM
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i dunno trig, being raped by a hot chick isnt so bad, i mean, as long as its statitory rape and not full blown rape, statitory rape isnt rape, its like, sex with a minor, but then again that minor might not want to have sex, so it could be rape, and it could not be rape, it all depends.
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2004-07-02, 07:59 PM
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If you say "I wouldn't mind being raped by this hot chick", it isn't rape, it's consentual sex.
RAPE, n 1) To force (another person) to submit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse. 2) The crime of forcing another person to submit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse. *force*, as in, against your will. Wanting to have sex with a hot teacher isn't wishing she'd rape you!
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2004-07-02, 08:34 PM
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Contributor teh Sexb0t
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Who said it had to be a toy? Could be any handy item you can get your hand on..
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