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2004-07-20, 03:49 PM | [Ignore Me] #31 | |||
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-07-20, 04:58 PM | [Ignore Me] #36 | ||
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Name it Grandma, it's easyer to remember.
"Martyr, kick Grandma downstairs, she's getting into our food on the table again."
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[ Penis removed by Hamma. ] NEVAR FORGET THE SHUNK! (The Shunk Logs.) Violated by ChiaHamma |
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2004-07-20, 05:32 PM | [Ignore Me] #37 | ||
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Maya is better.
-Invented the most accurate calendar -Threw things into water-filled craters as sacrifice (including people) -Performed self-mutilation as sacrifice -Left the cities for no apparent reason
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-07-20, 06:35 PM | [Ignore Me] #44 | |||
I LIVE IN ENGLAND
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I bet nobody notices this text. [Hezzy]: "balallaalalla! blow the heathens up with a large nuclear device" [Hezzy]: "BOOM" [Hezzy]: gg |
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