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Old 2004-07-20, 04:02 PM   [Ignore Me] #31
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What a tardo. First of all, collegehumor blows. Secondly, it seems like hes a noobice. Maybe you could try accidentally looking in the search history when he's around...and go "oh my...look at all of this."

But if its bothering you, dont get walked in. This isn't a home computer...
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Old 2004-07-20, 04:03 PM   [Ignore Me] #32
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Yeah, set that as the background
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Old 2004-07-20, 04:11 PM   [Ignore Me] #33
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Yeah, set that as the background
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Old 2004-07-20, 04:37 PM   [Ignore Me] #34
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Ooh, ooh, me now!1

Put one of those little cameras in his cube, and videotape him fapping. Then, get a bunch of people around, including him, tell him there's something cool you wanna show them. Put in the video, then you can humiliate the crap out of him.
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Old 2004-07-20, 04:47 PM   [Ignore Me] #35
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Holy shit Dharkie, that desktop rules.

I'll show my boss tomorrow, I bet he laughs his ass off.
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Old 2004-07-20, 11:02 PM   [Ignore Me] #36
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Do like I suggested previously: Make a text file that says something like "I know where you've been surfing, and it better stop" and then simply set it as the internet homepage for the computer he uses. Then when he logs onto the internet, the text file pops right up. Bingo, you just gave him the message, anonmously and very clearly. If he cares about his job at ALL, he'll get his act together in a hurry.
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Old 2004-07-20, 11:14 PM   [Ignore Me] #37
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Originally Posted by Triggar
Holy shit Dharkie, that desktop rules.

I'll show my boss tomorrow, I bet he laughs his ass off.
set that ask the desktop, and as the homepage.
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Old 2004-07-20, 11:38 PM   [Ignore Me] #38
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dhark wins. and suggest the bittorrent thing like squeek said, if he is a "chronic masturbator"
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Old 2004-07-21, 06:17 PM   [Ignore Me] #39
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set that as your desktop.
DO IT NOW.
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Old 2004-07-21, 06:27 PM   [Ignore Me] #40
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new url for desktop for triggar : http://www.neosith.com/dharkbayne/stopporndesk.jpg
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Old 2004-07-21, 07:08 PM   [Ignore Me] #41
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UPDATE:

Today at work, I showed my boss the desktop that Dharkie made and he lollercoughed up his coffee.

My boss also thinks this porn thing is hilarious, and makes it the butt of a lot of "behind Bill's back" jokes. Like this morning, I told my boss that I didn't get a chance to do some paperwork for this one kid. My boss goes, "Well Angela, maybe you'd be a bit more productive if you didn't look at porn all day."

Anyway, my boss told "Bill" that the IT department came to see him in the office and told him that a virus originated from the student assistant computer in that office. Said it "latched on" to some picture from CollegeHumor.com.

Then my boss deliberately left the room for 30+ minute stretches. He said when "Bill" left for the day, he got on the computer and checked the history and didn't find a thing.

Mission accomplished!
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Old 2004-07-21, 07:11 PM   [Ignore Me] #42
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wewt :cheer:
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Old 2004-07-21, 07:11 PM   [Ignore Me] #43
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Dharkie saves teh day-xors!!
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Old 2004-07-21, 07:11 PM   [Ignore Me] #44
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Originally Posted by hDrakbynea
wewt :cheer:
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Old 2004-07-21, 07:57 PM   [Ignore Me] #45
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LOL! great story.
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