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2004-08-20, 09:17 PM | [Ignore Me] #31 | |||
We want more pics damnit! |
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2004-08-20, 09:35 PM | [Ignore Me] #33 | |||
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In that case, I recommend putting a CD or tape in his car that has every track as "The internet is for porn", and see how he reacts.
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2004-08-20, 11:54 PM | [Ignore Me] #38 | |||
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But, let's try to keep this on topic. Hamma, I want a pic with you, Jen and Squeeky in a bed. And one or all of you must be wearing a pirate hat. We could use that pic for a promo for the next PSU:M.
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[ Penis removed by Hamma. ] NEVAR FORGET THE SHUNK! (The Shunk Logs.) Violated by ChiaHamma Last edited by Ivan; 2004-08-22 at 09:23 PM. |
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2004-08-22, 09:21 PM | [Ignore Me] #42 | |||
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-08-22, 09:23 PM | [Ignore Me] #43 | |||
Contributor teh Sexb0t
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[ Penis removed by Hamma. ] NEVAR FORGET THE SHUNK! (The Shunk Logs.) Violated by ChiaHamma |
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2004-08-22, 09:46 PM | [Ignore Me] #44 | |||
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1) Put up posters of Al Franken on your wall. 2) Talk to him about how much you admire Jane Fonda. 3) If it's available in your area (if not, you can stream it live off their website here) play Air America as loud as possible. 4) Purchase a copy of "My Life" and be seen reading it. 5) Say Teddy Kennedy is your idol (did this once with my granddad, man did he freak). 6) Refer to your mother as his "life partner". 7) Tell him Jesus was a socialist. 8) Pretend that you're gay. 9) Stick a Kerry/Edwards bumpersticker on his car. See how long it takes for him to notice. Don't worry, my 'rents are fascist too. If you need more tips, PM me. As for PSU:MA, I'm with Ivan. That would rule. I would kill to go next year. But what exactly are you guys doing over there? And how many of you are there? And where the hell are the pictures? |
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2004-08-22, 10:03 PM | [Ignore Me] #45 | ||
Contributor teh Sexb0t
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Al Franken is my idol.
Well Stuart Smalley is cause... "I am fun to be with. Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me."
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