Haiku Battle Thread

[Ivan]

Poo! I can Haiku!
It's true, you can Haiku too!
Tell me who flung doo!

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by ObnoxiousFrog

I live in N J
khronos lives off in Ohio
Rev up the Vespa

I live in Philly
You are from rich bitch N J
I shall stalkittize!

[Hezzy]

Postcount unnoticed.
How much of a whore this thread,
Would be to bump it.

[Doop]

Has he lost his mind
Can he see or is he blind
Can he walk at all

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Who takes the sunrise?
Sprinkles dew liberally?
Indeed, candyman

[Ivan]

This thread might get locked
It would be a shame if so
Required third line

[ObnoxiousFrog]

This thread might soon die
Which would be a shame, really
In b4 da lock

[Doop]

Do a barrel roll
Believe you have my stapler
Khaaaaa-aaaaa-aaaaaa-aaaaaaa-aaaaan

[Infernus]

Lock is for teh lose
Please admins do not lock this
I do like haiku

[Fragmatic]

red shiny anus
10 fingers stretching it wide
large intestine seen

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Even if this does
Become Word Assc. two point oh
It creates hijinx

[Hezzy]

Linken Park lack things,
Like talent and penises.
Just another angst band.

[Infernus]

sex is 4 teh win
bang her bang her bang her much
D H I T B

[Doop]

I do say good chap
It would be a goddamn shame
If this thread was locked.

This double haiku
Is proposed by me so that
The mods will not lock.

[Dharkbayne]

Haikus make me sad
Because I suck really bad
What the fuck is flan