I Have A Small Problem.

[EineBeBoP]

http://www.newegg.com/app/ViewProduc...01-133R&depa=0

Ill take 2 kthx.

[Triggar]

I feel like crap. Like someone stole John's Christmas morning

I think I'm going to take some inspiration from Nav and get him a new fish tank with some new fish.

Thanks for the ideas.

[Everay]

but, not my ideas?


OMG!!! post pix of the tank!

[Corrosion]

Originally Posted by martyr

http://www.newegg.com/app/ViewProduc...006-075&depa=0

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http://www.newegg.com/app/ViewProduc...01-133R&depa=0

http://www.newegg.com/app/ViewProduc...016-039&depa=0

dork.

[Triggar]

Originally Posted by Everay

OMG!!! post pix of the tank!

We certainly will. We'll shop for it when we get back to Daytona (and take care of our inevitable storm damage). We're also getting loads of new fish, since the ones in our old tank died of Ich.

[Sputty]

/me makes obligatory joke about the size of Martyr's penis

Edit: Get him a leopard gecko if you'll buy an aquariam. That way you can be nice to him and be like "OMG SO SMALL", like me

[Squeeky]

Dont buy him fucking fish

I got an idea. You wont spend a penny, you both get to enjoy it, and he'll never forget this present...ever.
























Bring a close female friend into the bedroom for a 3some.

[DaShiznit]

WAIT! I just found some SERIOUS reetness.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/watches/6ccf/
or
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/watches/5eec/
Those both RULE!

[Rayder]

Fish and the sixth Dark Tower

[Triggar]

Originally Posted by DaShiznit

WAIT! I just found some SERIOUS reetness.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/watches/6ccf/
or
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/watches/5eec/
Those both RULE!

While those both do pwn the fat one, I already got him a l33t watch.

I got him this bad boy for his last birthday:



And Squeeky, the whole threesome idea? I don't have any friends I'd make out with

[Squeeky]

Originally Posted by Triggar

And Squeeky, the whole threesome idea? I don't have any friends I'd make out with

Hrm, ok. Another idea. When he comes home from work, be naked, at the door, with a steak, a pile of mashed potato's and gravy, and carrots on a plate. Sit him down, and as he's eating the steak unzip his pants and spit acid all over his wang

FATALITY!

[Glaynor]

What about a nice watch or something like that? I know that Kenneth Cole sells some real nice watches that are under two hundred dollars. Granted they aren't Movado or Tag, but I bought my bridal party a bunch of the Kenneth Cole watches and they wear them all the time.

http://kennethcole.com/scripts/shop/...=&pw=thumbnail

[Triggar]

Originally Posted by Triggar

While those both do pwn the fat one, I already got him a l33t watch.

I got him this bad boy for his last birthday:

And Squeeks, you've seen my boyfriend. Even without the whole "spit acid on his wang" thing, do you really think I could ever seduce him with a good meal?

[ViperGTS]

Get him cheap hooker...

[Triggar]

Did that for Christmas.

We still have weird bumps on our skin.