story time

[ViperGTS]

in mjs pubic hair while having a mouth full of...

[Wraithlord]

...cotton, and then they both said "you sick fucks, what were you thinking?" no noone at all.

[Mag-Mower]

so the king went out and bought a police car...

[Reconnecting]

But the only thing he could find for sale was a military surplus half track and an imac so he...

[DaShiznit]

Put the iMac in front of the truck and promptly ran the piece of shit over.

[Kyonye]

But, Uh Oh...the mac panthers arrived and......

[Mag-Mower]

did a little dance

[BUGGER]

made alittle love (with Michael Jackson)

[DaShiznit]

and got down that night (again, with MJ).

[Mag-Mower]

later that month, the king was asked to appear as a witness for a trial against micheal jacksons molestation charges

[BUGGER]

But in the middle of it all, they watch the news about Dean Schwartzmiller in California molesting thousands of kids which seemed more interesting than MJ's record #1 molestation....


(yeah its on the news)

[Mag-Mower]

so they dismissed the case and the king went home to

[LimpBIT]

neverland where they locked the boyscouts up in cages, and proceeded to....

[xmodum]

walk around in circles tripping over each other....

[Mag-Mower]

while watching barney on a 70 inch television...