My Kid is ruining my K/D! - Page 3

Electrofreak · 2012-12-17, 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by Fear The Amish

so my 6 year old nephew was watching me play and wanted a turn so i let him roll around with my mag. Explained that he just shoots at the red triangles etc... he was doing well so i went to the kitchen to make us some lunch when i came back "Uncle Evan why can't i shoot anymore" i look down and try to figure it out and discovered what he was atacking. So i asked him what he was attacking before it stopped firing "well there were no red triangles so i started shooting the frisbee's" "Frisbee's?" "yeah the ones that look like me".... i quickly made him his own account.

That's great!

Chaff · 2012-12-17, 03:08 PM

I'm certain most 8 year olds ..... and many 4 year olds would IMPROVE my K/D ratio if they played my toon for me most nights.

Regradless, I have hoot playing PS2.

Calisai · 2012-12-17, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by thegreekboy

Sometimes I think the same thing......

"If you can't see them in their mirrors, they can't see you....."

Oh... there are no mirrors on the vehicles...Hmm...

Fizzgig · 2012-12-17, 09:00 PM

I like to go aound healing and reviving people, so I've maxed out my med tool for full health revives.

When not a medic, I pull an AMS sundy (with ammo refill for vehicles) and deploy it on the front line. I'll always stay with my sundy to make sure it stays up, letting my squad/platoon go in and get the kills/take the points.

K/D means bugger all in a game like PS2, and I rarely look at that stat.

Cute kid stories though, I'm sure my 6 year old nephew would love playing it

Suitepee · 2012-12-18, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by Electrofreak

Oh and tonight when I tucked her in to bed, she told me that in the morning she was going to eat healthy food so she could grow up big and strong like the blue guy with the really big armor. Awww, she wants to be a MAX suit operator when she grows up, that's my girl!

Considering how piss easy it is for a NC MAX to kill infantry with double (not even that really) shotguns, this may not be out of the question for your child.

"You just got killed by a 4-year old MAX operator!"

Mox · 2012-12-18, 10:24 AM

K/d ratio isn't important at all in a game like ps2.
Its all about your faction winning.
Play something else if you care about your stats.

Juryrig · 2012-12-18, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by Chaff

I'm certain most 8 year olds ..... and many 4 year olds would IMPROVE my K/D ratio if they played my toon for me most nights.

Regradless, I have hoot playing PS2.

^ this. (esp the second sentence)

Surely I've got a nephew or niece somewhere I could draft in to make myself look a bit less terribad......

Figment · 2012-12-18, 03:20 PM

Well, look at it this way: at least this thread's title isn't:

"My K/D is ruining my kid!"

TheBladeRoden · 2012-12-22, 05:22 AM

Where did I go wrong? These people can teach their 4 yo kids how to play PS2 and I can't even get my wife to play Mario Kart.

Nolerhn · 2012-12-22, 05:42 AM

Originally Posted by TheBladeRoden

Where did I go wrong? These people can teach their 4 yo kids how to play PS2 and I can't even get my wife to play Mario Kart.

Hmm, perhaps you're trying to get her to play the wrong games? A few years ago my g/f wouldn't try anything like Mario Kart either. She thought games were stupid but one night she saw me playing Deadspace and thought it looked awesome. Turns out she likes survival horror zombie murdering games

thegreekboy · 2012-12-22, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by TheBladeRoden

Where did I go wrong? These people can teach their 4 yo kids how to play PS2 and I can't even get my wife to play Mario Kart.

http://extra-credits.net/episodes/sharing-our-medium/

You're welcome

MCYRook · 2012-12-23, 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by Electrofreak

So I taught her that the blue bubble is the safe place the bad guys can't get her and that W is for Walk and makes my guy walk. I showed her all the classes and she wanted to be the "fixer guy" (thanks Bob The Builder) so she spent an hour or so walking around the warpgate fixing tanks and such.

That... is probably the most adorable thing I've read in a while.

Mordicant · 2012-12-23, 05:36 PM

I had my 4-yr old son man my sky guard while I got him juice. We play a lot of games together like super Mario galaxy, Mario party, little big planet, epic Mickey, the LEGO games.

Whiteagle · 2012-12-25, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by Mordicant

I had my 4-yr old son man my sky guard while I got him juice.

...You should be reported for Child Abuse...

rzdave · 2012-12-31, 01:19 PM

I try to get my son to play on my account to get my k/d up. He's 18 and a very good player.