The Official POST YOUR HUMPING PIC thread - Page 31

Hamma · 2004-01-30, 12:17 AM

Originally Posted by Kaikou

For the pursuit of comedy. I am going to interpret what he just said.

He's sorry that we feel that way because we're pale white black people who live in our parent's basement (

) and play video games (not to mention post on a forum...where he posts as well) Anyway he's turning 18 soon and he seems to make a lot of cheese, specifically types of smooth hard cheese varying in flavor from mild to extra sharp. He's gonna take his whip (S&M maybe?) and buy a baby's crib that he and his people from KMU (an acronym that is impossible to determine) click. By click I assume it has something to do with a computer mouse or perhaps an automatic cheese grinder. Thus far though somewhat confusing, what he has said makes a little sense. Who wouldn't want an automatic cheese grinder, baby crib, and S&M whip? He seems to be saddened by the fact that we are able to learn computer languages (I assume C, C++ etc? Perhaps binary? Or maybe it is simply chat room lingo.) or RPG world languages. . .Ahem. . . However we have trouble speaking "normal" and by normal he surely means using terms such as "cheddar" and "pale white ******". He believes we talk like phonies (despite the fact that he uses "cheddar" as a term for money, which I am starting to assume he meant)

Ok this is getting boring. I wish you luck on your quest to become a rapper, so long as it's not near me. Or I'ma have to bust my glock on yo azz. Oh yeah and make sure you give that gun back to whoever its true owner is. A 17 year old "gangsta" with a gun is illegal. Of course, I doubt you would understand this fact as you are dumb enough to let your friend aim at the back of your head with a gun like that. Speaking of which, in that picture, your legs aren't far enough apart to be a true "gangsta" you gotta spread em like you're waiting for a telephone pole to be plunged into your ass. Gotta walk like you got one up your ass too. Dog.

Hamma · 2004-01-30, 12:18 AM

Originally Posted by Angel_of_Death

Aye Kaikou...nice try at being funny :P

As for the rest of you object-humpers, get a fucking girl (or boy if you're a girl)

Nice try? that was pure ownage.

Corrosion · 2004-01-30, 12:19 AM

Originally Posted by Hamma

Nice try? that was pure ownage.

When Hamma says it, you know it's true.

Kaikou · 2004-01-30, 12:26 AM

At first I thought it was going to be a comedy...then I found myself simply pointing out stupidity. So yes it failed as comedy, but I made my point.

Dharkbayne · 2004-01-30, 12:28 AM

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Corrosion · 2004-01-30, 12:29 AM

Originally Posted by Kaikou

At first I thought it was going to be a comedy...then I found myself simply pointing out stupidity. So yes it failed as comedy, but I made my point.

you pwnd. +15 Corrosion points

OneManArmy · 2004-01-30, 12:34 AM

as the thread turns on PSU... stay tuned for hte gripping conclusion to Gangsta homie g dawg funk VS pale white niggaz!!!

Kaikou · 2004-01-30, 12:34 AM

I smell a Darwin Award in his future...

Dharkbayne · 2004-01-30, 01:43 AM

I can see it now

"Foo, It ain't loaded, see?" BOOM.

Kaikou · 2004-01-30, 01:54 AM

17 year old killed in an accident while posing for a "gangster" picture. Witnesses say "hizzyshizzledog" had his friend aim at his head while striking a very gangster-like pose. His friend did so, and the picture was taken. Apparently his friend was startled by the flash and blew "hizzyshizzledog's" head off, as shown in the picture *link to picture of bullet ripping out of the front of "hizzyshizzledog's" face*

Robot · 2004-01-30, 02:15 AM

this thread gets my vote

Everay · 2004-01-30, 02:31 AM

Originally Posted by Jangiox

well if you wanna see my cool pic itz here

whats that link? ^

PS, Kai, pure ownage

to the person that said for us all to get girls or boys, STFU, life isnt about sex...its about dry humping inanimate objects!

this thread rocks

I Hate Pants · 2004-01-30, 02:46 AM

Originally Posted by DarkDragon00

i wanna hump my gurlfriend, here's a picture of her...

so start with the photoshopin', ive provided 3 pics now, 2 of me

mmmmmmm... Hallie Barry. Yeah shes hot. Too bad shes outta your fucking league yah jack off.

How about I shit in your wigger mouth and call it a sundae????????

Squeeky · 2004-01-30, 04:21 AM

Originally Posted by Jackson443

heres your edited photo =) done in MSPaint:

ZeusCali · 2004-01-30, 08:23 AM

Nice one ... does it count as inanimate? i mean it is a picture :-D oh well just say your humping her "clothes" nice one,Jackson443!