How would you destroy a tank! - Page 4

Sputty · 2003-01-21, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by Camping Carl
Bees!?

Kamakazi penguins work much better!

Don't hurt penguins!!!! PLEASE DON'T!!!! By the way, I'd use another tank to kill a tank. Or ala BF1942 rm it with a jeep.

Dead Ben · 2003-01-21, 02:49 PM

good point.

Warborn · 2003-01-21, 03:55 PM

Originally posted by Sputty
Or ala BF1942 rm it with a jeep.

And then sell your body for spare organs and tissue, as you are no longer a valued member of the species.

Sputty · 2003-01-21, 04:26 PM

Yep, that's why it's fun. MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!IF I'M GOING DOWN I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!!!!DIE!!!!!!

Diego · 2003-01-21, 04:44 PM

I would pee in its gas tank, so it stops running, when the driver goes to check the engine, I would go over, and stab him..

Sputty · 2003-01-21, 04:46 PM

Using axes to decapitate is more fun. Too bad no axes are in PS.

glsauron · 2003-02-15, 12:22 PM

5 mines stacked ontop of each other + anti-vehicular missle

Im pretty sure mines have to be a certain distance from each other, same as turrets.
Again with the T2, but if you put down a second mine next to another one then it'd blow on its own.

I'd take my squad, tell them we're taking such and such vehicle out, and we all pull out our phoenixs

Or our 2 AV MAXs come running up. One or the other. Prob former as Im gonna dedicate most of my time indoors which means AI MAXs

Jaged · 2003-02-15, 07:36 PM

My reaver shouldn't have any trouble taking on a tank.

Zatrais · 2003-02-15, 07:52 PM

how to take out a tank....

get 2 tanks

FraBaktos · 2003-02-15, 08:44 PM

Well, the best way to take out a tank is to have a team of adept hackers standby for your signal. When the time is right, command them to apply their skills, and reprogram the tank into a quadriplegic bunny rabbit. Eradicate this motionless bunny with what ever weapon you have on hand.

Flameseeker · 2003-02-15, 08:50 PM

Schematics for Destroyal of Tank (figure A)
1. Get into Reaver (figure B)
2. Find figure A
3. Launch missile (object c)
4. Object C hits Figure A
5. Explosion!

BCR · 2003-02-15, 11:13 PM

How to effectively avoid getting the crap blown out of you by a tank.

1. Spot tank (item 1)
2. lose control of blader systems (item 2)
3. Cower behind rock (item 3)
4. Tank (item 1) passes without noticing you.
5. Regain control of blader systems (item 2)
6. Go to nearest friendly base and brag about how you managed to outwit 4 enemy tanks and survive.

Tolvy · 2003-02-15, 11:20 PM

How to destroy a tank:

Ask the enemy politely if he would self destruct his tank and give you the credit.

Ranger · 2003-02-15, 11:32 PM

How to effectively avoid getting the crap blown out of you by a tank.

1. Spot tank (item 1)
2. lose control of blader systems (item 2)
3. Cower behind rock (item 3)
4. Tank (item 1) passes without noticing you.
5. Regain control of blader systems (item 2)
6. Go to nearest friendly base and brag about how you managed to outwit 4 enemy tanks and survive.

You could always try stabbing the tank with your knife....

NeoTassadar · 2003-02-15, 11:44 PM

1. Drop pod full of MAXs on top of the tank, crushing it.
2. Put banana peel in its path so it lands on its turret.
3. Tie its barrel in a knot.
4. Act like it's cornered you against a cliff, then run behind it. Whip out a stereo playing a random boy band. Watch them commit suicide as they try to flee.
5. Run up and impale the driver with a sponge.