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2004-02-22, 11:27 PM
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I am half Cuban.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-02-23, 12:39 AM
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Drama camp was blown up into a million little bits and pieces, long ago, before I had the chance to really get to know Carol. Ah Carol. She was an angel sent by Heaven to be my guardian. But now... now there is just me and Sushi, my cat. The nights we spent alone, next to pile of rubble that you couldn't even call a spark. Those nights, those were the loneliest nights of my life....
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2004-02-23, 08:06 PM
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*Dials Flak's school's KGB*
Mag: CHHhello, I'm am Comrade Mag KGB: HI! OMG! ARE YOU RUSSIAN! Mag: Yes, I CHH-have some intel for ch-you KGB: Oh boy! Is it about the nursing home?! Mag: Yes, Operation Nursing Home went off without a hitch, no-one in the U.S. remembers the fall of the Union, we can now reform safely. KGB: ...uhhh, what? ...Can we still deliver the pies? Mag: What the CHH-hell are you talking of Comrade? KGB: The pies, for the old people. OMG! Mag: ...What's the address for this number again KGB: We're a Highschool, LOL! Mag: Why do you speak in abbreviations? KGB: LOL WTF!11!!!11! Mag: And the address of the Highschool again? KGB: 123 Smith Ln. Mag: I'll be right there. KGB: LOL, OK! ...Bring the pies. Mag: Yeah... pies. KGB: Laterz!!!1!1 *Plants Soviet issued C4 around the school* Hey Flak, avoid that KGB club tommorow... |
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2004-02-23, 08:06 PM
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Lightbulb Collector
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-02-23, 08:08 PM
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  WTF?
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[Sig removed by forums changing color. Ph34r the design change.]  +200 Cool Pts |
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