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Old 2004-03-31, 11:22 PM   [Ignore Me] #46
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Originally Posted by Derfud
Perfect opportunity to show off my weapon.

Behold, the pipesaber!

Derfud, you're FAT.
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Old 2004-03-31, 11:23 PM   [Ignore Me] #47
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Old 2004-03-31, 11:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #48
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Holy skinnyness Batman!

I want to eat you now, Derfud.
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Old 2004-03-31, 11:38 PM   [Ignore Me] #49
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/me eats squeeky

that should last me a few winters.

As for me being a pissed jedi, I dont get mad, I just look very serious.
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Old 2004-03-31, 11:40 PM   [Ignore Me] #50
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No fair. I'm overweight and have an uberslow metabolism. This works well in a nuclear holocaust where all farms stop producing because everyone dies and we have to eat each other. However, it's not good for weight loss. I don't overeat. I was just inactive for years, plunging nutrient usage to 1%. Now I'm active and it still sucks. Muscles - food = bad.

I bet Derfud, like this kid at school, can eat like 3 servings of Mac and Cheese and still not get fat.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-03-31, 11:49 PM   [Ignore Me] #51
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omg buttsex GAGGLEFARTZ
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Old 2004-03-31, 11:50 PM   [Ignore Me] #52
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Right you are my good man, neither do I excersize in the least. Within the past few days, I have eaten 2 full sized medium pizza hut pizzas and I havent gained a pound, I dont actively watch my weight, so even if I have, I wouldnt know, or care! I just love my metabolism.
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Old 2004-03-31, 11:57 PM   [Ignore Me] #53
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
No fair. I'm overweight and have an uberslow metabolism. This works well in a nuclear holocaust where all farms stop producing because everyone dies and we have to eat each other. However, it's not good for weight loss. I don't overeat. I was just inactive for years, plunging nutrient usage to 1%. Now I'm active and it still sucks. Muscles - food = bad.

I bet Derfud, like this kid at school, can eat like 3 servings of Mac and Cheese and still not get fat.
Same here
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Old 2004-03-31, 11:58 PM   [Ignore Me] #54
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Originally Posted by Fragmatic
Same here
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Old 2004-04-01, 12:02 AM   [Ignore Me] #55
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Ive got the �ber high metabolism going here too. for the ability to eat what I wan't and not gain a pound.
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Old 2004-04-01, 12:16 AM   [Ignore Me] #56
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It WILL catch up to you.
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Old 2004-04-01, 12:19 AM   [Ignore Me] #57
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When you get old like Sentrosi.
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Old 2004-04-01, 12:21 AM   [Ignore Me] #58
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Good thing I'm an immortal then.
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Old 2004-04-01, 12:26 AM   [Ignore Me] #59
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yeah, then you can spend forever being old.
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Old 2004-04-01, 12:30 AM   [Ignore Me] #60
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no, I stop aging at middle age. Then I have a midlife crisis for a couple of millenia.
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