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2004-03-31, 11:22 PM | [Ignore Me] #46 | |||
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-03-31, 11:40 PM | [Ignore Me] #50 | ||
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No fair. I'm overweight and have an uberslow metabolism. This works well in a nuclear holocaust where all farms stop producing because everyone dies and we have to eat each other. However, it's not good for weight loss. I don't overeat. I was just inactive for years, plunging nutrient usage to 1%. Now I'm active and it still sucks. Muscles - food = bad.
I bet Derfud, like this kid at school, can eat like 3 servings of Mac and Cheese and still not get fat.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-03-31, 11:50 PM | [Ignore Me] #52 | ||
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Right you are my good man, neither do I excersize in the least. Within the past few days, I have eaten 2 full sized medium pizza hut pizzas and I havent gained a pound, I dont actively watch my weight, so even if I have, I wouldnt know, or care! I just love my metabolism.
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2004-03-31, 11:57 PM | [Ignore Me] #53 | |||
I LIVE IN ENGLAND
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I bet nobody notices this text. [Hezzy]: "balallaalalla! blow the heathens up with a large nuclear device" [Hezzy]: "BOOM" [Hezzy]: gg |
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2004-04-01, 12:16 AM | [Ignore Me] #56 | ||
It WILL catch up to you.
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Commanding Officer To the next idiot who says the PS2 Devs do not listen: See this Thread |
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