almost died yesterday - Page 4

Khronos · 2004-05-31, 07:04 PM

they are just like shellfish though.

one guy ate 30 of them, and because he was allergic to shellfish he almost died. Had to go to the emergency room.

The wings are poisonous i think..but not anything else.

i would eat one but i dont like the crunch.

AztecWarrior · 2004-05-31, 08:38 PM

1. Purchase a shotgun. I recommend a single-shot, over-under, or side-by-side, something that you can load each shell individually into. This magazine is good: http://www.shotgunnews.com/
2. Purchase shotgun shells for your ammunition of choice.
3. Aquire sand, dirt, salt, or some other fine granulated solid.
4. Open the shells (try not to use a metal knife to do this, as you may spark the gunpowder somehow and release lead into your face) from the paper end, dump out the pellets but keep the gunpowder.
5. Pour in the granulous solid. You now have an anti-insect shell. You will need to re-close the shell. Or you can not.
NOTE: Do NOT mix up anti-insect and normal shells.
6. Load anti-insect shell into firearm and fire at cicadas, especially swarms. Do NOT fire in the direction of humans or at anything you don't want damaged. DO NOT ATTEMPT A "Hostage rescue" if a cicada lands on another person.
7. Watch them drop like flies....er....cicadas being shot down by clouds of sand going at extreme velocities.

NOTE: I made this up right now and do not know if it actually works. It probably doesn't. DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T WANT POLICE ASKING YOU QUESTIONS. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU FUCK UP.

Mr1337Duck · 2004-05-31, 08:42 PM

I'm gonna do it!

AztecWarrior · 2004-05-31, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by Mr1337Duck

I'm gonna do it!

Please don't. How can I put this: I saw it in a movie. A bad one, too. A spanish film about some retarded kid who is a fuckup at life. He dies.

Basically, some kids are having a gang fight in Andalucia or some shitty Spanish place like that. Gang fight as in 1900s style, with muskets. Adults try to stop it. They come in a paddle boat down the river with muskets loaded with salt.

It gives the kids severe abrasions.

And the kids fire real bullets back.

THAT WAS THE ONLY FUN PART OF THE FILM!

Hamma · 2004-05-31, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by Khronos

silly cicadas.

4 of them did some crazy flight formation and attacked me while i was on my riding lawnmower.

i almost drove into the street while fending them off, right into the path of oncoming cars.

doh, hat ewhen that happens

1024 · 2004-05-31, 10:12 PM

i told you to take pics. wth?

Onizuka · 2004-05-31, 10:12 PM

Hamma is drunk.

Hamma · 2004-05-31, 10:12 PM

uh, no.

Onizuka-GTO · 2004-05-31, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by Onizuka

Hamma is drunk.

But then so are you. All the time.

*stuff a bottle of Vodka down onizuka throat*

P.S: I love the way vodka doesn't freeze in the er...freezer.
*just discovered this wonderful thing*
For the motherland!

Onizuka · 2004-05-31, 11:37 PM

Originally Posted by Onizuka-GTO

P.S: I love the way vodka doesn't freeze in the er...freezer.
*just discovered this wonderful thing*
For the motherland!

Just discovered? lol, indeed, for the motherland.

Lonehunter · 2004-06-01, 04:36 AM

Me and a couple of my friends payed a Stoner that we know $20 to eat one of those things. He bit the bottom half off, and it still vibrated in his mouth. He was laughing the whole time as he finished it off. He was kinda, out of it too. Never got sick either. Another fun bug to play with is a June bug, those things have decent size and are great to throw on somebody.