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[Triggar]

Kalta I can pay you $100 to be a live-in nanny if you can make my cat call me "Mumsy"!

[Kaltagesta]

Add on my flight costs and i'm there.

[Infernus]

kalta... I'll pay you $100 if you call me mumsy from now on...

[Angel_of_Death]

Originally Posted by Triggar

I'm Sicilian, I don't knock (many) people off.

No way Triggar! Same here .

Then again, half the people in my friggin city are sicilian or somewhere near there.

[ViperGTS]

Damn it I wish I knew exaxctly were my familys from...this suck...
/me cries

[MrPaul]

I had a great gran who was Russian..
/prepares for slap � la South Park movie

[Triggar]

Originally Posted by Kaltagesta

Add on my flight costs and i'm there.

Done.

Oh, and when you get here, don't touch the weapons!

[Kuraltai]

Originally Posted by Biohazzard56

Ive noticed recently that there has been some serious flaming going about the boards and I want it to stop. Because alot of you are cool people but some people who will not be mentioned but you know who you are. Just be more tolerant of other people's threads and opinions and please resist from making an ass out of your self if you are unable to do so then I suggest all of you play a game of "try not to get banned". Seriously, its getting bad and I cant go into a thread without someone bitching or getting in stupid arguements over whos a dumbass. Thanks.

I'm in agreement with Bio and the others on this one .. things have gotten rather rediculous at times .. I realize that happens occasionally. Folks making threads just to prove a point .. gee .. what did you expect?
It's just as easy to hit the "next thread" button as it is the "Reply" .. make the wise choice .. don't give 'em the satisfaction.

[Kaltagesta]

I'm a brit, i've only ever SEEN a real gun twice, let alone touched or learned to use one. I have a BB gun that can smash CD's though...

But that reminds me off a joke. An Irishman, and Englishman and a Scotsman were trying to join the SAS. They all passed all of the physical trials, and it was down to one last test. The leader said to the Englishman, "Inside that room is youre wife. To prove your dedication to us, we need you to pull the trigger right at her head." The Englishmen flat out refuses to do it, saying that his family means more to him than the army ever could.

The scotsman gets told the same. He goes inside the room, only to exit again a minute later, tears in his eyes, saying how he couldnt do it, despite being desperate to join the SAS.

The Irishman is told the same, then walks into the room. For several minutes there is silence, then the number of softs thuds could be heard. He came out a minute later, sweat dripping from his head. "What happened?!" the inspectors asked.

"The damn gun had blanks in it, so i had to beat her to death with the chair!"

[Sputty]

pwnt

[JetRaiden]

[AztecWarrior]

Welsh people suck.

Anyway,

[Kaltagesta]

Super quick British history lesson:

Romans Left > lots of realms led by their own Briton king > easy target > Saxons invade fome East, Nords invade from North East, Celts invade from North and West [Scotland and Ireland > The area now known as England = fucked. Gets half taken over Saxons while the rest of the Realms are beating off the other fuckers > Heroic figure, who's name varies in sources but is generally thought to be the man behind the legend of King Arthur unites the country and beats everyone the fuck away > 'Arthur' dies and country degenrates into previous realms > Saxons come back again and rape pillage and burn everything, pushing the Britons into the south east of the country and East to what is now known as Wales [which is was saxonite for 'islanders' or something] and some fled to Brittanny, a colony of what-is-now-England > Group of the fled Britons, Normans most importantly Angles and others come back and win back the country, naming it 'country of the Angles' or "England".

So in short, the Welsh are the original Britons, therefore they pwn. Thats approx 600 years of British history for you [500ad -> 1100] just to explain why Welsh people are cool. Im not really sure what my heritage is, but no doubt it has all been mish-mashed between interbreeding of Saxons, Angles, Normans and Briton.

[Dharkbayne]

Originally Posted by Kaltagesta

'country of the Angles'

Great, now I can't get the image of a bunch of 90 degree lines with monacles drinking tea and going "wot wot" out of my head.

[Kaltagesta]

Actually, i was wrong, i just remembered its 'Land of the Angles'.