Whats a good cat name

[oddfish]

Originally Posted by SDM

My ex-wife is a whore, all ex's are whores.

hahahah.. this is very true, SDM. Very true. Of course, it's doubly true if they were whores even before they were ex's.

Regardless, you never met Sperm Bank, so you don't know what she was like. I tell you what though, she could put her legs behi... umm.. anyways. CAT NAMES, yeah, CAT NAMES. HOW ABOUT FUZZY?

[JetRaiden]

Originally Posted by oddfish

hahahah.. this is very true, SDM. Very true. Of course, it's doubly true if they were whores even before they were ex's.

Regardless, you never met Sperm Bank, so you don't know what she was like. I tell you what though, she could put her legs behi... umm.. anyways. CAT NAMES, yeah, CAT NAMES. HOW ABOUT FUZZY?

NO! name it after whatever color its fur is!1 its so creative NOBODY DOES THAT

[oddfish]

name a black cat ORANGEY.. that'll confuse people

[Triggar]

I vote for "Old Bus Ticket", "Trolley", "Apple" (an homage to Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow), "The Cheat", "Tube Sock" or "Tubey" for short, "GPS", "Magneto", "Sticky", "Curtains", or "Chewy".

Or "Diesel".

[oddfish]

Originally Posted by Triggar

I vote for "Old Bus Ticket", "Trolley", "Apple" (an homage to Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow), "The Cheat", "Tube Sock" or "Tubey" for short, "GPS", "Magneto", "Sticky", "Curtains", or "Chewy".

Or "Diesel".

all of those names get teh thumbs up. i would only add "Expired Mayo" or "Political Fliar".. perhaps "Used Car Salesman"

[Hezzy]

PUSHICAT

PUSHIKITTEN

courtesy of dhark

[DaShiznit]

THE CHEAT! Thx Triggar.

[Jaged]

omg, I just got the perfect name. The cat shall be called Pussy.

[Mango]

Glorthak the Destroyer, Eater of Worlds

[DaShiznit]

I am become kitty, the eater of worlds.

[Ivan]

#1 Cat name....

Grandma

"Mom! Grandma snuck outside again!" "Well don't just stand there go chase her!"

"Someone kick Grandma down stairs and lock her in the basement, she's being annoying."

"Grandma puked on the couch again!"

"Grandma has flees don't let her inside."

(Telling kid their cat got ran over)
"Little Bobby come here, I have something to tell you. Grandma got ran over. She was chaseing a squirrel across the road and didn't see the tractor trailer truck coming. I buried her in the back yard."

"We had to put Grandma down."

[JetRaiden]

Originally Posted by Ivan

#1 Cat name....

Grandma

"Mom! Grandma snuck outside again!" "Well don't just stand there go chase her!"

"Someone kick Grandma down stairs and lock her in the basement, she's being annoying."

"Grandma puked on the couch again!"

"Grandma has flees don't let her inside."

(Telling kid their cat got ran over)
"Little Bobby come here, I have something to tell you. Grandma got ran over. She was chaseing a squirrel across the road and didn't see the tractor trailer truck coming. I buried her in the back yard."

"We had to put Grandma down."

the joke potiential is endless.

[Ivan]

Oh and, "We took grandma in to get *****. We don't want little grandma's running around here."