Girl Friends Suck - Page 4

Peacemaker · 2006-05-29, 03:49 PM

He prolly could

Mag-Mower · 2006-05-29, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by Giovanni

Hrmmm meh fuck it! I'm going throught with it!

Select Outcome:

Jerry Springer

or

Maury Povich

Giovanni · 2006-05-29, 10:01 PM

Meh I wish. I call her up... as was agreed... and she chickens out. Saying:

"I slept on it and it's not ok, I don't wanna be percieved as (that girl who slept with my boyfriend)."

So I played up my cards saying I had doubts about going through with it as well. Since it's really not like me, but that I was glad she had brought it up I just didnt want to let her down.

In short once I'm single (if ever) I already have two backup plans! Might not be fair for my girlfriend but I like to cover my bases.

Peacemaker · 2006-05-29, 11:05 PM

I though I had a back up... turns out I dont have reverse

Squeeky · 2006-05-29, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by Giovanni

I'm neck deep in crap right now I think...

Hot female friend as Squeeky would say... has offered me something... and she wants it to be regular... I'm still with my girlfriend and there's almost no chance she'll learn about it, but... y'know...

GAH!

You know, you could not be a complete fuckhead by cheating on your girlfriend.

Ivan · 2006-05-29, 11:25 PM

Originally Posted by OneManArmy

yea girls with a penis can be pretty hard to talk to. It's ok man. I'm sure Ivan can give you some pointers.

Originally Posted by Randal from the Clerks

Hermaphadidic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box, beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.

If she doesn't have a penis and still is hard to talk to, check for a pulse. But chicks without a pulse are still crackable with enough work.

Peacemaker · 2006-05-29, 11:39 PM

This one is friggen impossible, she acts like Im going to hurt her if I come near her.... Ive never done anything to justify that.

OneManArmy · 2006-05-30, 01:15 AM

neck beard....

Giovanni · 2006-05-30, 01:34 AM

Originally Posted by OneManArmy

neck beard....

All jokes aside thought. It's a bit more complicated then that Squeek's... I don't wanna go into details but my current situation is quite odd.

As far as the girl goes Peace, I'm gonna try to explain it as much as I can... but it's mostly on assumptions according to past experiences.

See, alot of girls have a defence mechanism in place... it varies from girl to girl, but I've seen the one you seme to speak of. A good lady friend of mine has the exact same attitude... we almost dated once and at the last minute she cancelled our first date on the grounds of a malfuntioning car.

Turns out she was afraid to get hurt, she was partly right because when she told me that I had came back with an ex of mine... sort of a retreat... left the ex due to boredom... didn't manage to get something better... came back to her! (I'm weird don't ask... I've changed since anyways!)

Basicly she has a shell around her that's based on the fear of getting hurt in relationships, she pushes people that get too close away in order to avoid the pain of an eventual break-up. The only way to take that down is to go slowly and not pressure her... it seems stupid, but it's the best thing to do... earn her trust.. that's the only way you'll get to her unless you go about some deep conversations like I do to fix such problems (Ex: the said girl is now dating thanks to me after swearing never to date EVER again!)

Now I know you folks have a low opinion of me so take it or leave it, but if my assumptions are right my course of actions would be the only way to succeed short of taking her to see a shrink about her issues.

I feel as if I'm missing something in my text, but I can't put the finger on it... so I'll just click post reply now...

Peacemaker · 2006-05-30, 09:24 AM

Shes never had a relationship before, therin lies the problem. I would be her first offical boy friend. Maybe its cause what you said but I doubt it. Maybe she just hates me

Your right about one thing though patience. It always wins out. Those who wait get a chance most of the time.

Giovanni · 2006-05-30, 11:22 AM

See it's not always about relationships either. She could have been hurt by her father's departure, a divorce, etc. etc. There's a myriad of reasons why a girl could be afraid of being with someone else...

If she hated you... I dunno... most of the time you can feel it... or atleast there's signs.

Baneblade · 2006-05-30, 02:10 PM

I am my current gf's first bf, so everything is a first for her, including dealing with her family's reaction to her having a love interest 'not of her race'. It takes a lot of patience, which is difficult, because I can't be as romantic as I want to be =/

Giovanni · 2006-05-30, 03:09 PM

You be breeding wif a *****?! SOOO-YYY! Youz be a disgrace to da white supremecist movemant! Wez gonna make you skweel like a pig boi!

Don't worry I'm not different and my girlfriend is the same age as me and they hate me!