Funeral of a left nut

[TheRegurgitator]

Oww... Yanno if you get ball bearings load em in your gun, through the barrel like 6 at a time and its like a shotgun i tried it once... heh

[bP-stRiKeR]

Let all us men remember all the times we have been kicked in the balls, and how lucky we are to still have both of them, even after the trying minutes after the blow to the balls.

[AztecWarrior]

Let's not focus on the 'how to bust more nuts' part and let's focus on the 'how to NOT bust more nuts' part.

[Navaron]

75 years ago this bullshit wouldn't have happened. That's when men were allowed to be men, not the pussy ass politically correct sensative fuckers we're supposed to be now.

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
75 years ago this bullshit wouldn't have happened. That's when men were allowed to be men, not the pussy ass politically correct sensative fuckers we're supposed to be now.

*counts the cuss words* grand total of 4 cuss words in 2 sentences

[Yuyi]

i counted 3

bullshit
ass
fuckers

[half the sky]

Originally posted by Spider
The guy is already getting sewed by the company for breaking the rules but my friend can't sue the guy because he signed the paper that says that he will respect the rules and that he understands the dangers involved

So basicly if you break the rules there you get sewed (unless it minor like not dying after one bullet) but ya can't sue anyone that hurts you severely because you signed the damned paper

But our small group is trying to find out who he his to beat them (aka kick him in the balls with steel tipped boots)

Actually, he can still try to sue. He might even win. Sometimes companies will attempt to intimidate you by implying you've already waived all of your rights.

Of course, being a willing participant in a dangerous sport such as football or baseball means you can't sue for accidental injuries like a broken leg under a pile up or a concussion after taking an accidental blow to the head from an errant baseball.

Sounds like your friend is actually more a victim of assault though.

What is confusing to me about your post is: why would the company sue the guy who injured your friend? What damages did they incur? Are they going to pass whatever punitive damages they collect on to your injured friend? Sounds fishy to me.

[Navaron]

Was this in the US?

[AztecWarrior]

Don't go to court, you'll get the Dems, Hippies, and Tree-Huggers to ban Tagball, Paintball, and Airsoft.

[Navaron]

NO - Go to court, and donate part of your money to the NRA - who now is supporting NPBAA!

[HellFlame]

Ok here are some things that i recommend you dont do.

1)Surgically remove his left nut (with a carpenters saw) and force feed it to him.

2)Steal his car and accidently back over him because he foolishly tied himself up and bolted himself to his driveway.

3)Get a tagball gun cut his right nut off and shove it down the barrel and keep shooting him in the left nut for half an hour or so.

4)Become his friend and go skydiving together.

5)Have a beer.

I'll be back in a sec with some less lethal ideas.

[OneManArmy]

this is by far the worst thread I have ever seen on here. everytime I come in here I just cringe up in pain.... it makes MY nuts hurt jeez......

aswell as making me wonder about some of you... :O:

[HellFlame]

Your nuts hurt? Tell us the bastard who did it we'll make them pay.

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Yuyi
i counted 3

bullshit
ass
fuckers

bullshit
pussy
ass
fuckers

[Spider]

They are sueing (sp?) the guy because he severely broke the rules or whatnot and 25% will go to my friend's medical bill.

In other words by sueing and giving a part of it they get a clean media record (my friend passed on the local news (gatineau)) this wont be any good for his reputation with the ladies


This is in canada where you can sue as much or or even more then in the U.S