Three Word Story

[WiteBeam]

friend T-Ray has

[Zulthus]

won the jackpot

[Shogun]

. That was such

[Graywolves]

an awesome moment

[WiteBeam]

[in his childhood.]

There I was watching Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton standing in a baggage claim carousel. I saw a drunk old man with a bulldog walk towards Bill Cosby and his mexican midget chauffeur Carlos. When suddenly the airport exploded and they all took off their cloths. The police started to dance and fire their babysitters. But a small bird landed on the wreckage. Then his dog started eating the shit on the man's shoes. Snooki was mutilated by the explosion. Fortunately, his left eyeball was gone too. Finally he could eat a huge dinosaur sausage. 'Velociraptors are inside my urethra," he laughingly said as another velociraptor climbed in. All too excited to hear about guitars on sale. "Silly velociraptor, you are inside my inverted castle level" Said the leprechaun. Meanwhile, in Russia Bill Clinton whipped his hair back and kissed his handsom dog, Tony Hawk. He shouted "KHAAAAAAAAN!" Just then, Khan walked out shouting for more New Conglomerate reinforcements walking their dogs. Then the TR marched to victory but not really. Higby started yelling on the radio that his beloved friend T-Ray has won the jackpot. That was such an awesome moment in his childhood.

[Graywolves]

But growing up

[Lonehunter]

was hard because

[Raka Maru]

This one girl

[Zulthus]

killed his elephant

[WiteBeam]

in cold blood.

[Ailos]

Oh ffs, someone beat me to it.

She then decided

[Zulthus]

to kill herself

[WiteBeam]

in warm blood.

[FINALCUT]

While watching James

[Zulthus]

slowly kill himself