[As Requested] Ashley AKA Hooters Girl

[Baneblade]

1) Money

Strike 1

2) A tight ass

Thank the fates Im straight.

3) Good teeth

Strike 2

4) Money

Ball 1

5) Chocolate

Strike 3 Im out, I dont like Chocolate much...hurts my teeth.

6) Someone who makes us laugh

I try =/

[TheN00b]

Originally Posted by Sobekeus

Strike 1


Thank the fates Im straight.


Strike 2



Ball 1


Strike 3 Im out, I dont like Chocolate much...hurts my teeth.


I try =/

Nah, Sob', you don't have to like chocolate; you just have to give them some.

[TotalBiscuit]

Originally Posted by Spee

Find me a 10 year old with breasts 2x the size of her head, and Ill give you a cookie + a pedophiles used cumrag.

I can't do that, but I can find you a dictionary open at the word sarcasm

TB.

[TotalBiscuit]

Originally Posted by Hamma

I didnt say I wanted to divorce Jen and have sex with her. I said that she isnt bad looking, married men are still allowed to check out women. Hell Jen and me check them out together

++ for girls like that. My gf and I have the same arrangement. Hell we only went to see Van Helsing so she could oggle Hugh Jackman and I could drool over Kate Beckinsale

TB.

[Jennyboo]

Originally Posted by Peacemaker

Would you hit it jen?

Probably, but not with you in the room maybe Hamma though

[Gigabein]

Peace: For what it's worth, if you never log on to Eve for the rest of your life, you will have my full understanding. And now... some Wayne's World quotes!

Wayne : She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.
Garth: She's a babe.
Wayne: She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora".
Garth: If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.

Garth: That is a babe! She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym-class.

Wayne: She's a babe.
Garth: She's magically babelicious.
Wayne: She tested very high on the stroke-ability scale.

[MrPaul]

Originally Posted by -Hezzy-

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"Bitty?"

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Originally Posted by Triggar

Nah. Don't listen to him. Chicks want:

1) Money
2) A tight ass
3) Good teeth
4) Money
5) Chocolate
6) Someone who makes us laugh

Trust me on this one

1.) I have cash to flash at the moment, but sadly I can't find a job opening I would like to take, primarily due to an overabundance of "working", which I believe to be bullshit.

2.) I physically do not have an ass, but man does my tailbone get the ladies wet.

3.) I was born with really British teeth, but 5000 dollars of orthodontics and some Crest later things are improving.

4.) Seriously, who the fuck wants to work at a Hallmark?

5.) Chocolate is yummy in my tummy and is scientifically linked to the female nervous system, in a region known as the "Does he drive a Porsche, or was it just a keychain" node.

6.) Who the fuck knows.

[NightWalker XI]

Originally Posted by TotalBiscuit

<Peacemaker> go fucking have your crooked teeth girls suck you off you fucking brit

...

How...dissapointing to read such a statement...

[Rbstr]

Originally Posted by Triggar

Nah. Don't listen to him. Chicks want:

1) Money
2) A tight ass
3) Good teeth
4) Money
5) Chocolate
6) Someone who makes us laugh

Trust me on this one

1) oh yeah got it covered
2) uh perhaps not
3) yep i'v been braced and i brush
4) job = win
5) with said money i can buy chocolate
6) meh i'm not so funny but is a dazaling intelect a suitable substitute?

[TotalBiscuit]

Originally Posted by NightWalker XI

...

How...dissapointing to read such a statement...

I prefer the word 'predictable'.

Stereotypes rule the world, even when they're almost 100% false.
My gf has great teeth.. as do, just about everyone else I ever see :| Difference? I don't post pics of her and hold her out in front of me like a child with a new toy, only to go nuts when someone states their honest opinion on her looks.

Fucking farce..

TB.

[NightWalker XI]

I did not just really refer to the stereotype, I mainly refer to people falling back on some form of racism or other as last measure of insult, it really is very annoying and jsut plain wrong.

[TotalBiscuit]

Originally Posted by NightWalker XI

I did not just really refer to the stereotype, I mainly refer to people falling back on some form of racism or other as last measure of insult, it really is very annoying and jsut plain wrong.

Yah I gathered that as well.

Fact is, Peacemaker did something really f**king stupid.. and that was post pictures of a person standing right next to him at the time and then say 'LOOK AT THIS PICS! LOOKS AT THEM! FEMMAAALEE!'. He then went nuts when someone pointed out that, in his honest opinion, said female wasn't particularly attractive.

Way of the world I guess.. they can dish it out, but they certainly can't take it.

TB.

[Giovanni]

Originally Posted by Triggar

Nah. Don't listen to him. Chicks want:

1) Money
2) A tight ass
3) Good teeth
4) Money
5) Chocolate
6) Someone who makes us laugh

Trust me on this one

1) I'm screwed.
2) Not screwed.
3) Screwed I have a small crack between my two front teeth.
4) See number 1.
5) I'm number one.
6) Not screwed.

[NightWalker XI]

pffft its a shame stuff like that happens but fact is thats how humans are, I doubt we will ever be perfect to a moral and ethical extent, not in our lifetime anyway