Is this wrong? - Page 5

Ivan · 2004-04-17, 01:09 AM

Originally Posted by oddfish

dude, that's just not right.. i hold a strict exit only policy.

Where as SDM, or as I like to call him SMD, holds a strict Anal only policy. No matter what species, male for female.

oddfish · 2004-04-17, 01:09 AM

Originally Posted by Rayder

Damn you you secret life living bastard! Anyway, in response to this: "confusion mounting.."

Just get her to kneel down, and slide up behind her. It's really not that hard. Or, you could lie down and have her get on top of you. Either one works fine.

that is certainly not what i meant when i said mounting..

remove your head from teh guttar

Ivan · 2004-04-17, 01:10 AM

Originally Posted by Rayder

Damn you you secret life living bastard! Anyway, in response to this: "confusion mounting.."

Just get her to kneel down, and slide up behind her. It's really not that hard. Or, you could lie down and have her get on top of you. Either one works fine.

SDM · 2004-04-17, 01:10 AM

Oh common'. Spit on it and stick it in there till she screams DAAAAADDY. Call her a dirty little whore until she agrees with you, then...

nevermind. sorry.

scarpas · 2004-04-17, 01:10 AM

uhh... ok...

Rayder · 2004-04-17, 01:10 AM

That is certainly not what I ment when I said "It's not really that hard."

oddfish · 2004-04-17, 01:12 AM

*sigh* SDM, i imagine you're a bit sexually frustrated...

I Hate Pants · 2004-04-17, 01:13 AM

You fucked her within 15 mins of meeting here. Do you honestly believe its gonna go any further than that?

This is the same mistake my friend made. He met this girl at a party and they went into the back room alone. Obvioulsy we know what they did. He wanted to get to know here more

and tried keeping in touch with her. He never could. Why? Because she was in jail the next day for trafficing.

You've already skipped first and second base and reached home. Your both through.

When you meet her you'll only be thinking about sex.

Rayder · 2004-04-17, 01:14 AM

He always has those fish.

oddfish · 2004-04-17, 01:15 AM

Originally Posted by I Hate Pants

You fucked her within 15 mins of meeting here. Do you honestly believe its gonna go any further than that?

This is the same mistake my friend made. He met this girl at a party and they went into the back room alone. Obvioulsy we know what they did. He wanted to get to know here more

and tried keeping in touch with her. He never could. Why? Because she was in jail the next day for trafficing.

i'm interested in pursuing this wherever it's going at this point.. if it's just sex, it's just sex.. but, i dunno.. she seemed more interesting. plus, there was no alcohol or drugs involved at all. so, i dunno.

Rayder · 2004-04-17, 01:17 AM

Later, you find out she's an alien conducting an experiment trying to see how many men she can seduce by standing outside of her door, clad only in her underwear, with her Horny meter set to Maximum Bust.

oddfish · 2004-04-17, 01:19 AM

Originally Posted by Rayder

Later, you find out she's an alien conducting an experiment trying to see how many men she can seduce by standing outside of her door, clad only in her underwear, with her Horny meter set to Maximum Bust.

Ivan · 2004-04-17, 01:20 AM

I need to find me one of those aliens!

oddfish · 2004-04-17, 01:21 AM

Originally Posted by Ivan

I need to find me one of those aliens!

Khronos · 2004-04-17, 01:21 AM

Originally Posted by Ivan

I need to find me one of those aliens!

ill be your alien.