Whats your real first name?

[OfaLoaf]

Vladik

[UncleDynamite]

Oooo... cool.

[SDM]

My mother named me BlackBeard but my friends all call me Suzie. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father was a Belgian boulengerie owner with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

[JetRaiden]

Originally Posted by SDM

My mother named me BlackBeard but my friends all call me Suzie. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father was a Belgian boulengerie owner with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

my...what a troubling past...

[Kikinchikin]

Brandon

[UncleDynamite]

Originally Posted by JetRaiden

my...what a troubling past...

Seems normal by SDM's standards.

[BIGTROJANMAN]

I have a lame name it is chase.

[Dharkbayne]

Originally Posted by BIGTROJANMAN

chase.

Name your kid Catch and have him made fun at every day of his life for having a pun for a name.

[BIGTROJANMAN]

Originally Posted by Dharkbayne

Name your kid Catch and have him made fun at every day of his life for having a pun for a name.

I'll keep that in mind.

[EarlyDawn]

[JetRaiden]

[1024]

Originally Posted by Zodiac

Hello. My name is Cornelius.

Hello,
i'm
RUPERT

and ill let someone else post my first name as somehow half of PSU knows it.

[JetRaiden]

Spencer <- 1024

yay I win.

[EineBeBoP]

Originally Posted by JetRaiden

is that your REAL first name?

Indeed it is.

I'm Matt

[Everay]

most people call me god, everyone else calls me steven.