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2004-08-18, 10:11 PM | [Ignore Me] #69 | |||
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-08-18, 10:13 PM | [Ignore Me] #70 | ||
Yeah I forgot about her.
To get to me, you'd have to get through the ear-piercing alarm system, then you'd have to battle the claws and jaws of Isis, then you would have to answer to the rifled 3.35" barrel that'd spin a .380 jacketed hollowpoint round towards your body... ...do you feel lucky punk? Well, do ya?
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2004-08-18, 10:14 PM | [Ignore Me] #72 | |||
Contributor teh Sexb0t
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Kam lighten up a bit.
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[ Penis removed by Hamma. ] NEVAR FORGET THE SHUNK! (The Shunk Logs.) Violated by ChiaHamma Last edited by Ivan; 2004-08-18 at 10:15 PM. |
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