M.L.W.A - Page 5

Tobias · 2003-02-10, 10:16 PM

"Sporks are better"

You have queerified the spoork, but us Vanu can save the sprook, turning it to the side of the spoon and premoting hetrosexuallity among men and homosexuallity among girls. Have love for girls you sexxist pigs! Time to sic the femanazi's on you!

Flameseeker · 2003-02-10, 10:18 PM

Homo means "same", hetero means "different." So homo girls are actually lesbians. Don't promote that Toby. It's just wrong, like Naziism.

Tobias · 2003-02-10, 10:23 PM

I have two very good friends that are homosexual girls, and those two are VERY good friends, and I support them 110%, and I am quite aware of what it means. Dont Hate on the lesbians.

Bighoss · 2003-02-10, 10:31 PM

I bet all of u that joined this gay club will end up enslaved in cages wearing nothing but thongs

Gayness is wrong just my opinion

Sputty · 2003-02-10, 10:32 PM

No, look at the clubhouse blueprints. There's no room for cages....yet...

Tobias · 2003-02-10, 10:35 PM

There is nothing wrong with Homosexuality, however bending spoorks to do your dark bidding is a bit twisted.

Sputty · 2003-02-10, 10:36 PM

I'm not bending sporks. They like to be better than spoons as I stated.

Tobias · 2003-02-10, 10:39 PM

They are better then spoons, the spoork is near the pinical of untinsal power, its only rival the inverted spoork, known as the foon. By the light of the foon I banish the tainted homosexual vibes from your spoorks, returning them to hetrosexuality so they can breed and make many more little spoorks.

Doobz · 2003-02-10, 10:43 PM

I LUB DEH LESBIANS

ABRAXAAS · 2003-02-10, 10:49 PM

I already layed to rest the best of the spork series and a reason why in another thread ,heres a recap ...

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sporkifes are the best

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no its a spoon ,with fork sikes at the side and a blade on the opposite side

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Im actually in the market of illegally importing them ,there made by peruvian, albino children,there extremely well crafted and for every 2 sporkifes made 3.8 peruvian albino children die ,making these Highly sought after . If your interested I could arrange to get you one ,for 3 easy payments of $2455,US .and be assured some of that money goes back to the peruvian peopel to assure the continuation of this crafted race