Haiku Battle Thread

[Fragmatic]

Originally Posted by Panzerfaust

YOU NOT OF MY HOUSE
Someone set up us the bomb
***** stole my bike.

I stole bicycle,
It is useless to me though,
Stop being racist.

[Dharkbayne]

it is really hard
to make last line of this
skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by Dharkbayne

it is really hard
to make last line of this
skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

All hail king Dharkbayne
He is master of great Grakthor
Dharkbayne of Yorkshire

[Dharkbayne]

bitch you wann' throw down
i'll fucking cut your punk ass
I can never finish these

[Hezzy]

Last line is very hard.
Just throw in something like this:
Semen in your eye.

[Infernus]

Jekz is a sicko
Nevereal Entertainment
Ew there is hentai

[1024]

wtf ?!?one one
omg mth fkr
ur mom BBQ

[Rayder]

This is pretty weird
I have a haiku due for
English on Wednsday

[Infernus]

O M G He h4x
Please do not h4x us up n00b
321 haxx0r

[Dharkbayne]

This is a haiku
it is very generic
this is the last line

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Originally Posted by Infernus

Jekz is a sicko
Nevereal Entertainment
Ew there is hentai

Shiek nailing Zelda
But aren't they the same guy?
Quite the conundrum

[Dharkbayne]

Pusheekin is law
pushikeen is beginning
pushikeen is end

[r3d]

[Mag]

I just ate large tomato.
Large tomatoes hurt innards.
My upchuck is red.

[Infernus]

Eine is mighty hotT
Hotty McHotCakes he is
Matt Walsh over all!