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2003-03-17, 05:39 PM
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Captain
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Q: What kills you with insurmountable waves of bass?
A: My brain feels like 4 ninjas are having a battle for supremacy inside it...
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"There's a lot of things people respect me for. I'm clean, I'm smart, I'm a nice guy...but I think the biggest thing is that I'm always brandishing a razor for no apparent reason." -Our principal is SO hardcore. |
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2003-03-18, 12:24 AM
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Lightbulb Collector
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Q: 7^2-7
A: Who crashes into lakes and is colored red and black?
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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