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2003-12-08, 07:22 PM | [Ignore Me] #76 | ||
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No the error would be listening to the girl when she's younger and living with her parents when she says they will be gone for an hour or two . She took me to "her" room, I thought to myself she was either really mature or her parents didnt like her room to be childish...
30 minutes later we get caught by her parents... in their room... Yea that's right I learned after getting caught it was their room . She was apparently too ashamed to show me her real room because it was very childish because she never had the time to change it. . Most embarassing time of my life...
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2003-12-08, 07:35 PM | [Ignore Me] #79 | ||
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I got caught in my parents room with my gf once. We were both just wearing t-shirts.
It was 110 degrees outside and the only air conditioner in the house was in their bedroom. We finished sechsing and were like...AIRCONDITIONER! We had t-shirts on cuz if you hold the open end over the ac it inflates your shirt and cools much better. Mom thought it was funny as hell.
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2003-12-08, 08:22 PM | [Ignore Me] #80 | ||
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My momma finds interesting ways to talk about sex. She'll say, "Why don't you and Brian [my bf] go check on your ceiling fan?" **BIG OBVIOUS WINK WINK** The story behind the ceiling fan is that it was recently installed and makes a noise like ball bearings are not working properly or something like that. Mum will actually ask him afterwards if he's "fully recharged," much to his embarrassment.
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2003-12-08, 08:24 PM | [Ignore Me] #82 | ||
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...And today my friend Melissa told me that Momma is where I get that part of my personality from. Apparently, I talk very openly about sex and other such "private" topics.
There's also the infamous squeak-thump comment my friend Jeffpet! made on another forum... He's my bf's old roomie from down the hall. I'm going to see if I can find it.
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* Peacemaker licks the PB off UltraViolet Owner of half of Corrosion's body Member of the PSU Seksay Hot club "'There can be no peace between me and you,' Alicibiades said. 'I'll get my own back on you for this another time.'" - Plato "We're neurotic! We've had it!" - Bouncing Souls "Am I the star beneath the stairs? Am I the ghost upon the stage? Am I your anything?" - AFI |
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2003-12-08, 08:33 PM | [Ignore Me] #84 | ||||
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* Peacemaker licks the PB off UltraViolet Owner of half of Corrosion's body Member of the PSU Seksay Hot club "'There can be no peace between me and you,' Alicibiades said. 'I'll get my own back on you for this another time.'" - Plato "We're neurotic! We've had it!" - Bouncing Souls "Am I the star beneath the stairs? Am I the ghost upon the stage? Am I your anything?" - AFI |
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2003-12-08, 08:35 PM | [Ignore Me] #85 | |||
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BTW, check for cameras next time. I bet your mom's made a porn site and is making alot of money |
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2003-12-08, 08:39 PM | [Ignore Me] #87 | ||
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So THAT'S where she got the money for my bday presents! It all makes sense now...
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* Peacemaker licks the PB off UltraViolet Owner of half of Corrosion's body Member of the PSU Seksay Hot club "'There can be no peace between me and you,' Alicibiades said. 'I'll get my own back on you for this another time.'" - Plato "We're neurotic! We've had it!" - Bouncing Souls "Am I the star beneath the stairs? Am I the ghost upon the stage? Am I your anything?" - AFI |
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2003-12-08, 08:51 PM | [Ignore Me] #88 | ||
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Wow. I can't belive your parents semi-accept that. I would be disowned and/or shot. I wish I was kidding.
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