Help Me Out

[Cyanide]

Ok. They make miniature dachshunds? WTF!? Aren't they small enough already? Does the miniature kind actually fit in a foot long bun?

Seriously, if you're going to get a dog get a real dog, not a stretched out rat.

[JakeLogan]

Originally Posted by Triggar

I agree, Jake - and I'm sorry to hear about Brody - that's a sweet name though (would you mind if I considered stealing it?)

Why is it that dogs that are pure bred are bred with these defects? You'd think they'd, you know, breed that trait out.

Well it's something I looked into. Brody's father and mother and all his other ancestors had no trace of kidney failure (I went back 5 generations figured if it was genetic I'd see it within that amount of time) so it could have been something he ate that was bad or he could have caught it from a illness.


Anyway no I wouldn't mind if you took the name. Brody was a good dog and a good bud. (Dog went just about everywhere with me besides work. Despite his size) I'd post a picture of him but I don't have anywhere to host it.

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by Triggar

Everyone here knows both me and my boyfriend, Martyr.

What everyone might NOT know is that my birthday is fast approaching (June 16th), and I want a miniature dachshund:



Everyone send Martyr PM's and populate this forum with support and let's get me a puppy!

Hooray!

its so cute... make him buy it for you or kill him...

[321]

Dogs are over-priced.

[Rayder]

That dog has the look of one-thousand horses stampeding through a town full of mud after a heavy rain when all the earth worms are filing up to the top and one hundred chickens come to have their mid-afternoon snack while being fed into a giant wood chipper along with PETA members.

[Ivan]

PETA are terrorists.

[SDM]

Originally Posted by KeviN

OK, thats funnay.

[Kam]

How about Maolinler, a combination of Mao Ze' dong, Stalin and Hitler!

[OfaLoaf]

James is too common and boring. Name him Jeshua Ben Joseph.

[Jennyboo]

Give the women whats she wants give her that puppy

[OfaLoaf]

Next up: The Famous Politician Names set-

Jesse Helms, Strom Thurmond, Jesse Ventura, Ahnold, George Bush, Bill Clinton, DeClerk, Nelson Mandela, Herbert Hoover, Woodrow Wilson, Grant, Chester Aurthur, Rudolph Giuliani, Michael Bloomberg, Henry VIII, Brutus, Vicente Fox, Charles DeGalle, Harry Truman, RICHARD NIXON, Henry Kissinger, Gerald Ford, Joseph Macarthy, Fidel Castro, Confusius, JFK, RFK, Ted Kennedy, JFK Jr., Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Hillary Clinton (wait--male names only, oops), Kaiser Wilhelm, Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Gorbachev, McKinley, James Polk, John Adams, Thomas Paine, Big Brother, Al Sharton, John Kerry, Wesly Clark, Lincoln, Stephen Douglas, Michael Dukakis, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, Madison, Monroe, Michael Moore, Tiberius, Romulus, Remulus, Socrates, Caesar Augustus, Constantine, Justinian, Alric, Charlemagne, Charles Martel, Clovis, Fredrick Barbarossa, Hapsburg, Prine Henry the Navigator.....


Do you need any more names?

[Dharkbayne]

Name it Lint.

[l3lizz4rd]

Mart, don't give in. It's just gonna shit all over the place.

Plus it's more on your rent.

And I'll just end up shooting it with the paintball gun.

[HunterKiller]

give her the puppy

[Smaug]

Ok, english name: Phineas. French name: Francois.