BOHICA is a bunch of whores! - Page 6

Mtx · 2003-05-12, 07:55 PM

It's all in good fun.

*whispers*

Weekday = beat Squeek day?

thanks

OmnipotentKiwi · 2003-05-12, 07:57 PM

*whispers*
And weekends are laugh at Squeek days

Mtx · 2003-05-12, 07:59 PM

Laugh, beat.... some kind of interaction.

OmnipotentKiwi · 2003-05-12, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by Mtx
Laugh, beat.... some kind of interaction.

Right, just making sure you understood it extended all week.

Mtx · 2003-05-12, 08:03 PM

Yeah, I think he has holidays off. Most people take holidays off. I know I do.

BLuE_ZeRO · 2003-05-12, 09:16 PM

Originally posted by Hamma
The h8 is strong with this thread.

Navaron · 2003-05-12, 09:36 PM

Squeek quit being such a little bitch.

Squeeky · 2003-05-12, 09:41 PM

Yo dawg shut da hell up before i take a bag full of coins and bash yo insides punk ass cause im a gangsta yo!

Navaron · 2003-05-12, 09:44 PM

I'm easily the preppiest, whitest guy on these forums. That however, doesn't mean you're still not the littlest bitch.

Squeeky · 2003-05-12, 09:45 PM

Beware, Navaron is a gangster, bow down to his leetness and dont question his badassness, He is one bad motherfucker

Navaron · 2003-05-12, 09:53 PM

BTW how in the world did that void you call your head survive the impact of the two nuerons that spawned the belief I was a gangster?

Squeeky · 2003-05-12, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
BTW how in the world did that void you call your head survive the impact of the two nuerons that spawned the belief I was a gangster?

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
If you're a real friend you'll hunt those guys down and crush their skulls with louisvilles.

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
Find the guy, hold him down on the ground face first- and take a phone book that has been ripped in half (about 300 pgs) and lay it across the small of his back. DON'T HIT HIS BACK BONE - but smash the shit out of everything on each side of it through the phone book. You'll fuck up his insides- but they can't ever trace it to a direct form of assault. Now THAT'S assault brotha.

(I'm of course, for legal reasons - not advocating this course of action for anyone anywhere)

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
Nah, I used to be a real asshole. No one's ever fucked with me though.

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
If he's seventeen he can't legally sign a fucking thing. Those waiver's are so full of holes that any good lawyer will get him a shit load of money-

Those of you who aren't 18 find those guys and beat their fucking asses. You can't go to jail - you're minors, you'll get all kinds of community service, but it'll be worth it (ahh you may get a little juvy)

If you guys are too scared to fight the guys (or they'll kick your asses-be realistic) do this (I'm not recommending this at all)

Pour about two cups of sugar in their gas tank-

He'll be buying a new engine shortly

Take a jar of vaseline and a squeegee-

smear the vaseline all over the winshield - now squegee every ounce of it off (you can't get it all of if you try)

The remainder will cause the window to fog up if there is any temperature difference- he'll have to buy a new windshield.

If you do feel like beating some ass jump him, and then have two guys hold his legs "spread eagle" then with a sock full of golf balls (or ball bearings - which I've never actually seen used, but would have to hurt worse) and wail on his hamstrings with the sock, so that the sock connects at the hammy, but wraps around the legs. Work your way to the tendons on the back of his knee- DON'T break his knee - cause that's not cool. But if you do it right, he won't be able to walk for about 10 days - and he'll hate his life for about a month. Plus the 5-0 won't be able to trace it as anything other than trauma.

If it were a perfect world I'd say just find the guy, and beat him with a bat, but that's me.

(DO NOT DO ANY OF THIS STUFF _ I DON'T WANT A LAWSUIT- VIOLENCE IS BAD)

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
75 years ago this bullshit wouldn't have happened. That's when men were allowed to be men, not the pussy ass politically correct sensative fuckers we're supposed to be now.

^^Wow, You kiss your mom with that mouth^^

Navaron · 2003-05-12, 10:02 PM

I don't kiss my mom. I haven't since I was like 12. Could that be the source of your problem?

All you've shown is that I'm a loyal friend.

75 years ago this bullshit wouldn't have happened. That's when men were allowed to be men, not the pussy ass politically correct sensative fuckers we're supposed to be now. I still like that. Obviously you don't. I don't think I could have illustrated it better.
( I can totally see why MTX does this to Vic- it is fun)

Squeeky · 2003-05-12, 10:04 PM

How about you be a tad more professional around the forum's, Quit using so much foul language, And be a bit nicer. Stop trying to be this Hardcore badass, You said it yourself, Your not.

Navaron · 2003-05-12, 10:14 PM

Fuck off. I said I wasn't a gangster. This isn't PSU junior. There's too many whiners around here as it is. Now go kiss your mom some more.