Riddles - Page 8

1024 · 2004-01-25, 05:55 PM

wahts blue and fluffy?

Robot · 2004-01-25, 08:12 PM

ZeusCali:

s1. At a restaurant that serves fish.
s2. dunno
s3. A very happy rottweiler.
s4. Yes, if he has a lighter or matches.
s5. A river.
s6. New York, because they would have hit the mountains on the side of New York.
s7. 5 days of the week.

Squeeky · 2004-01-25, 08:29 PM

<+Squeeky> A dead hooker is found in a ditch, with a bottle of lube, and a MC Hammer CD. How'd she die?
<+Squeeky> BECAUSE I RAPED HER AND DUMPED HER CUM FILLED BODY IN A DITCH
<+Squeeky> EHEHHEHEHEHEH
<QuakCow> wtf
<CDL-Derfud> wtf
* You were kicked by PSU-Strygun (get a grip)
* Now talking in #ps-universe
<+Squeeky> bitch stole my MC Hammer CD :[

Rayder · 2004-01-25, 08:48 PM

s6.There is a plane traveling from New York to Canada at 300 MPH, but unfortunately just as it reaches the border between New York and Canada, it crashes into a mountain. Where do they bury the survivors, in New York, or in Canada?

Originally Posted by Robot

s6. New York, because they would have hit the mountains on the side of New York.

You stupid!

Robot · 2004-01-26, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by Rayder

You stupid!

oh sna

_-Gunslinger-_ · 2004-01-26, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by Rayder

I give this to ye....

The big moron and the little moron were standing on the bridge over the River Send. The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didn't fall off too?

because the other one was a little moron ( More on )

Rayder · 2004-01-26, 02:41 PM

Well that's not fair because you know where I got it from.

Rayder · 2004-01-26, 11:35 PM

1. Why do people go to bed?

2. What's Irish and stays out in the back of the house, even in the rain?

3. Why do police lieutenants wear belts?

4. Out of the eater came forth meat, and out of the strong came sweetness.

5. I am emeralds and diamonds, lost by the moon. I am found by the sun and picked up soon. What am I?

6. With no wings, I fly. With no eyes, I see. With no arms, I climb. More frightening than any beast, stronger than any foe. I am cunning, ruthless and tall; in the end, I rule all. What am I?

7. In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it?

8. Man walks over; man walks under; in time of war he burns asunder?

9. What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upward?

10. If you break me, I'll not stop working. If you can touch me, my work is done. If you lose me, you must find me with a ring soon after. What am I?

There, I gave you some of the best ones I know of, and some of the easiest as well.