random thoughts

[lightfire]

why was i born geeky'er then stephan hawkins

[lightfire]

hmm so peacemaker hates me on IRC.. great....

[Dharkbayne]

Hmmm... I guess I hate lightfire too. I also hate Octavian.

[Triggar]

I go 'round and 'round just like a circle.

[Rayder]

Your Schwartz is almost as long as mine!

[l3lizz4rd]

I wonder if Patrick Moore really does play the xylophone...

[Sentrosi]

If there is one movie that cannot be shown on network TV, it is the movie Spaceballs. Saw it today, in its bastardized form. I had to fill in all the good parts

"Keep firing assholes!"

amung other good parts in the movie.

Just got me thinking. Could you possibly overdub Full Metal Jacket to even make it sound close to the original?

"I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister" could be translated into network english as "I would like to grill a steak for your sister".
Some movies are NOT made for television.
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If the world was square, would it still go round?
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Jingles that never made it to TV:

* "I get oral satisfaction by using AquaFresh."
* "Mom, I stink down there. What do you use to feel fresh all day?"
* "Real men of genious. Today we salute you, Trojan condom tester. You ensure that us guys never ever have to worry about bangin chicks and not getting them preggers."
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I bite my fingernails right down to the skin sometimes. Does this mean I lack protein or that I'm excessively nervous?
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"One day, everyone will look back at this and laugh their asses off."
-Goering to Hitler
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Why can't we enjoy the life we are given? Instead, most of us pine away for things we can't have; the car, the house, the super gaming PC, Asian schoolgirls.
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[xmodum]

Hmmmm ..... Whats that smell?

[Triggar]

I wonder if Air Force One landed yet.

[Dharkbayne]

I wonder what human tastes like..

[Onizuka]

What's up with german hacking sites

[Dharkbayne]

I wonder how much the universe weighs..

[Onizuka]

Originally Posted by Dharkbayne

I wonder how much the universe weighs..

Nothing. Its called gravity.

A better question would be: How much would it weigh ON EARTH, theoretically of course. Or what is the mass of the universe.

[SkunkPunk]

I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm from flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hara-kiri rock. I NEED SCISSORS! 61!

[Triggar]

Mudslide milkshakes make my arms feel so light.