Haiku Battle Thread

[Fragmatic]

one two three four
five six seven eight nine ten
ten second song is over now.

[1024]

Originally Posted by Rayder

This is pretty weird
I have a haiku due for
English on Wednsday

take your pick from this
great collection of haikus
well, maybe not great, "unique"

[Triggar]

Isis chews the bag
I think she thinks she's a goat
She is so furry.

[Infernus]

Ugh... they woke me up
Stupid people let me sleep
Goddamn little sister

[Triggar]

I wish I were rich
I'd buy twenty pairs of shoes
One pair will suffice.

[Infernus]

Shopping is teh win
Shoe shopping is over all
Take me shopping ang

[SDM]

Stop making Haikus
They are making my head hurt
Two days is enough

[Lartnev]

We'll do more Haikus
Because they are fun to make
Relieving boredom

[Fragmatic]

Originally Posted by Triggar

I wish I were rich
I'd buy twenty pairs of shoes
One pair will suffice.

My aunt has fifty
Definately the shoe queen
I only have one.

[Triggar]

Your aunt is the win
Her name must be Imelda
Will she adopt me?

[ViperGTS]

This is a haiku
This is my first haiku here
Dont you just love me?

[Triggar]

I made some muffins
They are made with bananas
This is my first time.

[Khronos]

Ryu Hadoken
Fireball Of Might Plus Hurt
It Burns, Holy Shit.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Originally Posted by Khronos

Ryu Hadoken
Fireball Of Might Plus Hurt
It Burns, Holy Shit.

I will counter you
With the most feared ranged attack
Eat Yoga Fire

[Khronos]

delicious filling
orgasm within my jaws
pie equals the sex.