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2004-12-11, 11:24 AM | [Ignore Me] #4 | ||
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Bats
(Tune: The Beverly Hillbillies Theme) One, one one, bats have lots of fun. Two, two, two, bats can shout,"Boo!" Three, three, three, bats hang in a tree. Four, four, four, bats can soar. Five, five, five, bats can really dive. Six, six, six, bats can carry sticks. Seven, seven, seven, bats fly straight to heaven. Eight, eight, eight, bats sit on a gate. Nine, nine, nine, bats are feeling fine. Ten, ten, ten, let's count them all again. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, Three, two, one -- the bats had fun! ?? http://comsewogue.k12.ny.us/~rstewar.../bats/bats.htm
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2004-12-12, 01:23 AM | [Ignore Me] #9 | ||
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In before the lock.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-12-12, 02:04 AM | [Ignore Me] #12 | ||
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I see your dance and raise you a Slinky.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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