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2003-07-02, 12:24 AM | [Ignore Me] #1 | ||
What would you do if you were sent here?
I personally, now knowing aoubt it, would make absolutley no friends, follow the rules, and do anything i could possibly do to get out. I would show no remorse or guilt at all. OP sounds like hell |
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2003-07-02, 12:32 AM | [Ignore Me] #4 | ||
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first of all when you go to one of these facilitys you cant talk to any other inmates and you wouldnt do shit to begin with cuz they will hurt you and when a 6'7 blackman who does this shti for aliving decides he doesnt liek teh way your talking you'll know
they will hurt you there if you fuck around
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2003-07-02, 12:36 AM | [Ignore Me] #5 | ||
Second Lieutenant
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People say i have a strong personality. I have a higher chance of developing psychic powers than getting out of there by non-escape means, because i resent authority figures who havent earned my respect. Previous statement being true, i'd probably use telekinesis to beat the chaperone's heads off the floor till they are no longer concious. Then i'd go around, psycically ripping doors from their hinges, and releasing my fellow prisoners, until i found the guy who runs this. him, I would put in OP for the rest of his life, or until every person who went through there kicked him in the nads.
It probably would never come to psionic powers, however, because i would fight tooth, fist, and nail to keep from going there in the first place. |
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2003-07-02, 12:48 AM | [Ignore Me] #8 | ||
Major General
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Follow the rules, get out ASAP. Kill my parents and press charges on every single one of those fuckers, followed by a strike on the facility via helicopter as they got up out of bed.
Only operational perameters being: kill them all. Every last one.
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2003-07-02, 12:50 AM | [Ignore Me] #9 | ||
Lightbulb Collector
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"Every Amerikan thinks he is a cowboy." -Hans Gruber, Die Hard.
Let's face it. You have 200 perhaps uneducated, fully grown Jamaican men surrounding you. You are at a numerical disadvantage, completely discounting your possible lack of stregnth or the guard's surplus of stregnth. Hans Gruber has a point. There is no contact with the outside world, so chances of rescue are slim. As in none. Your parents are not British, they do NOT read the Observer, and even if they do will probably keep you there. If they are, oh well. So leaving isn't an option. Running is probably your best/only option. Again, I have no concept of the interior of the facility, but swimming around the gates sounds like a semi-good option. After staying for a while and faking compliance, you may be allowed outside (as in backyard.) The next part is simple. Run like fuck. (Kids, if your parents are angry at you, you really should join the track team at your local school, get on a treadmill, or start excercising.) Hiding in a local resident's house is a semi-good idea, Jamaican law probably prohibits people breaking in for no good reason. Jump the resident's fence, hide under a bed, and pray. But if they get in, you have a problem. If Mrs. X asks you wtf you are doing in her house, you start lying. Like, you witnessed a murder and (number here) men are after you. So you need to lose your pursuers somehow. Begging for rides, hitchhiking, whatever it takes. The guards probably have radios and can call for cars to back them up. So you can't sleep- KEEP MOVING! Find the nearest Yellow Pages book availible and find the nearest US Embassy. Or UK embassy. Whatever. (My mom wants me to get dual US-Mexican citizenship, so I have 2 choices to go to. The guard bastards will probably be at the US embassy, so I'll just pop in to the Mexican embassy, join my compadres, and call my Tio.) Once you are there, you are leagally on United States/United Kingdom/Insert Your Country Here soil and they cannot chase you. Telling mom and dad: well, you may want to call a relative first. You'll need to borrow a cell phone and ask for someone to fly over and pick you up.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2003-07-02, 01:23 AM | [Ignore Me] #11 | ||
I don't know what I would do in real life, but in my own little fantasy world, I would have the time of my life. I would turn into a Hulk like monster and set all the prisoners free. Than I would completly destroy the facility and torture / kill the staff. I would personaly see to it that that kim guy would get OP for the rest of his pathetic life. Than I would find all the parents who sent there kids there and make them wish they were never born. Ahhh, that sounds soo fun. If only I could do that in real life.
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2003-07-02, 01:34 AM | [Ignore Me] #15 | |||
Lightbulb Collector
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[soviet]Evil Amerikan Kapitalist Society pushes macho-man life. In reality you are not macho-man. you will die. so just run[/soviet]
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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