Favorite Quotes (Not PSU Quotes)

[powdahound]

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." - George Bernard Shaw


Always nice to have some good quotes in AIM profiles and stuff, what are some of your favorites?

[Yuyi]

"BITCH" -Matt Grubb (myself)

[BladeRunner]

Pretty much any Einstein quote... here's a couple.

"There is only one thing that is absolute, and that is that nothing is absolute"

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity.. Only I'm not so sure about the first."



And some non Einstein Quotes..

"The meaning of life is to live a life of meaning." -dont know

"Education is what's left after you've forgotten what you've learned." -B.F. Skinner

[MDK]

"Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice. Take every man's censure, but reserve thy judgement." - Polonius in Shakespeare's Hamlet

And my favorite;

"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire

[TheRegurgitator]

"Are you talking to me?" - dunno
"Mess with the best die like the rest." - dunno

[Fire_Monkey]

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain; and most fools do.

[MrVulcan]

oh, I have lots... besides anything by Patton (and so many of his are my fav by far http://www.generalpatton.com/quotes.html ), I like this quote:


"Humanity is an attribute"
--Chii

[Arshune]

"I AM ARMITRON, ROBOT LORD OF ARMS! I DESIRE CHICKEN MCNUGGETS!"
-Douglas McGarvey, to an unfortunate McDonald's clerk.

"He calls it his COMBAT ROD?! WHAT THE HELL?!"
-That little robot thing on MST3k

"There's no problem an electric guitar solo can't fix."
-Me

[Squeeky]

"I invented the internet" - Al Gore

[powdahound]

Originally posted by Squeeky
"I invented the internet" - Al Gore

He never said that. He talked about how he helped get funding to the military FOR the internet. So basically he was a crucial step in the start of the net, but he never said he invented it.

[Venom]

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -- Albert Einstein

"If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants." --Albert Einstein

"Transform and roll out." --Optimus Prime

[RandoMTerroR]

well not relly a quote but here goes anyway...

- You look like a monkey in a negligee!

- I look that much like your fianc�e?

-------- Guybrush Treepwood, Monkey Island III

[MDK]

"The moral of the story? Never try." - Homer Simpson

[Blitzkrieg]

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
-Napoleon Bonaparte

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
-Sir Winston Churchill

"A witty saying proves nothing."
-Voltaire

[TheRegurgitator]

Originally posted by Squeeky
"I invented the internet" - Al Gore

I agree