Caligula, 2/12/01 - 9/5/04

oddfish · 2004-09-15, 08:17 PM

Well, it's about fucking time I got back on this muhfucking forum, right? right.

I'm back, nillas. Back fo' good (hopefully, as long as Hurricane Ivan behaves himself)

Anyways, as I said, like a dragoon in StarCraft, i have returned.

i have some sad news though...

during Frances' wrath and fury, i was trying to move my nana and papa out of their house down to my uncle Cal's house so that we'd all be together when the storm hit. My cat, caligula, was staying with my nana and papa whilst i'm in school since we're not allowed to have pets in the dorms.. *sigh*

well, while trying to get the cat out of the house it got freaked by a gust of wind that knocked a dogwood tree down in the front of the house. fucking little panzy-ass tree.

it jumped out of my arms and ran into the street where, NO it didn't get hit by a car, it got hit by a piece of someone's house. i don't really know what the fuck hit it because it just kept on flapping down the street with the wind. meanwhile, my cat lay in the street. i didn't want to go look at it. but i had to. i ran over to my little buddy and saw that he was still breathing so i picked him up and ran toward the car and told Travis that he had to help me get my nana and papa to my uncles house fast so we could get my cat somewhere like to a vet or something. then, being a NON-retard i realized how idiotic that request was, so, i just held my friend in the car until he died.

probably the coolest fucking cat ever. he was hyper and violent and playful and smart. he would walk across my digital art pad when i had it set up at the beach house just to piss me off, i know it. he was the best. i'm gonna miss my little buddy. fucking world pisses me off sometimes. i really liked that cat... wtf.

JetRaiden · 2004-09-15, 08:18 PM

poor little guy.

losing a cat for me can be harder then losing a relative. my kitty lil russ is my best companion, hes always at my side, always there to cheer me up, very affectionate to everyone he meets. I recommend a cat to anyone, they make perfect little house companions, and can relieve boredom.

OfaLoaf · 2004-09-15, 08:19 PM

My condolences. Losing a pet is always hard.

TheN00b · 2004-09-15, 08:21 PM

Cats are the best. Losing one must really suck

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Mr1337Duck · 2004-09-15, 08:23 PM

I'm sorry for your loss, my own dog is old, she hasn't got many years left, sometimes I play the thought of hearing the news in my mind, and it hurts. And that's nothing compared to what you must be feeling, because it isn't all in your head.

:-(

DaShiznit · 2004-09-15, 08:24 PM

I may be a dog lover, but I feel sorry for your loss.

Infernus · 2004-09-15, 08:25 PM

DUDE WTF!

Biohazzard56 · 2004-09-15, 08:27 PM

Thats sad, my condolences go out to you.

Sputty · 2004-09-15, 08:28 PM

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oddfish · 2004-09-15, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by Sputty

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sputty.. you and i have to work on a way to make cats impermiable and indestructible.

*sigh*.. the worst thing was just sitting there in the front seat of the car while the little guy just slowly started to drift off. his breath got shorter and shorter and then that was it. i just pet him the whole time but he was pretty busted up.

i blame this all on god. fucker..

Triggar · 2004-09-15, 08:36 PM

Poor kitty, I'm so sorry Oddfish.

When Martyr and I get another cat, we'll name him Caligula after your little buddy.

You're welcome to visit Isis whenever you want.

DaShiznit · 2004-09-15, 08:37 PM

/me lends Oddfish his flameshield because of that last comment

You're gonna need this....

Triggar · 2004-09-15, 08:45 PM

Let him blame it on God, I won't flame him for that. People blame everyone and anything when they're mourning. I hope he realises that God doesn't kill kittens, even after people masturbate.

oddfish · 2004-09-15, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by Triggar

Poor kitty, I'm so sorry Oddfish.

When Martyr and I get another cat, we'll name him Caligula after your little buddy.

You're welcome to visit Isis whenever you want.

thanks, Triggar..

*sigh* i just want the little bastard back.. three years wasn't enough..

EDIT: i was kidding about blaming it on god.. me lends PSU my twisted sense of humor. although, it's pretty fucked up that that piece of house was coming down the street right when the little guy ran out of my arms..

.. maybe God's trying to tell me something.. maybe he's punishing me. MAYBE i just can't accept the fact that SHIT HAPPENS and that God has nothing to fucking do with it! Maybe i'm just acting like an immature little prick because my favorite pet EVER just died for no fucking reason in my ARMS and there was NOTHING i could do about it. maybe i'm just not dealing with this properly. perhaps i should take up a pottery class, or maybe i should rearrange my sock drawer. yeah. sure. or perhaps i'll set a few dozen restore points on my computer and then run Ad-aware a dozen times. maybe i'll read a book!

yeah. i dunno.. maybe i'll just blame it all on Al-queada.. and please, make me aware if i spelled that wrong.

Squeeky · 2004-09-15, 09:15 PM

He is a martyr, allah ackbar little buddy. May you get 71 pussy virgin's.