I don't feel loved!

[Ivan]

What!? No one missed me? No "Where the Hell is Ivan" threads? No search and rescue missions sent out? You all hate me! Why did I even come back!

Naw, I love all you crazy tards. I couldn't stay away any longer.

Reason I was AWOL was I had to send my RAM back. So I had no RAM to run in my computer. I posted once in a while from work, but was usually too busy working to whore much. I did how ever notice in one of the longer threads 2 weeks ago about the whole mods thing or what ever it was that NO one even mentioned me! People were saying none of the night shift mods are ever around. I'm one of them I was always around and not just at night!

Anyways, I�m back and ready to whore like I�ve never whored before!

*Ivan puts on his whore�n manties.

[Jennyboo]

Hi and bye

[Ghryphen]

You were gone?

[Ivan]

Originally Posted by Gryphon

You were gone?

My point exactly!

[Smaug]

Nobody likes the evil nazi mods.

[MattxMosh]

I love you Ivan.

[Hamma]

YOUR FACE IVAN

[Ivan]

Originally Posted by MattxMosh

I love you Ivan.

Then how come every time we're in the same room for any period of time together my ass ends up hurting by the end of the night?

Originally Posted by Hamma

YOUR FACE IVAN

NO! YOUR FACE HAMMA!
I swear, if I go to PSU:MB, those are going to be my firsts words to you as soon as I see you.

[Jennyboo]

[MattxMosh]

Originally Posted by Ivan

Then how come every time we're in the same room for any period of time together my ass ends up hurting by the end of the night?

My love is so strong it hurts.

Also, the buttsechs when you pass out.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I love you Ivan, and I would also like to say that in the avatar thread, I got in b4 da lock. I rule.

[Corrosion]

I didn't even notice you were gone.

[Infernus]

You're a mod?

[ViperGTS]

Originally Posted by Infernus

You're a mod?

indeed...

[Triggar]

IVAN YOU'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

If it's any consolation, I didn't make a "where the hell is Ivan?" thread because I read all about your AWOLness in the staff forums, otherwise I would have sent out a damned search and rescue operation....

for my Flashdance hoodie....